I am building myself an enormous water park that has the world's tallest 'go down a flume on a mat' slide and an elevator for it so I don't have to walk up eight gazillion stairs every time I think that's sufficiently ridiculous
docTHE WIZARD IS BACK! You have been cursed with a lot of money! You are going to become not just permanently brain damaged, but SUPER evil, incapable of doing good, if you use the money for anything that isn't ridiculous. To break the curse, you must spend it on something ridiculous. What say you?
