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They should serve fondue if they’re not cowards.

Nope nope nope

I love how they act like it’s all classy and then admit ya men will have to pay 100 dollars more like it’s a bar or something or a trashy club Also I feel like if this is going to be a concept do it in a restaurant that isn’t a normal restaurant the other 6 days of the week wtf I need a different🪑

Naked eating is not good naked.

ick, why?

Just as inane as the eating in the dark fad.

Didn’t McDonald’s get sued once?🤔

How much is airfare from Portland, OR?

In my younger years, I frequently went to Wreck [nude] Beach in Vancouver. Every age, size and person you can imagine. But, I was young, it was fun, free, wild and crazy. Now: there is absolutely NO WAY, I would dine at a nude restaurant! 😬🤢😳🫣

clASS is all that'll smell like

Afraid various body parts would end up in the soup

Paging the Aristocrats!

There are reasons shirts exist . . .

I can imagine the White House dietician making a standing reservation for a little table in the corner. No one knows what he does over there but his O face may give him away.

Did they need to disclose this was in South Florida? I mean, don't we all just assume that's where all the crazy shit's going down?

This is the kind of thing that SEEMS sexy for approximately 30 seconds before you start to list the reasons it's actually really gross.

Crass.

White chairs and tablecloths are a ... choice, at a nude restaurant.

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there's something off about those place settings, depth of field is not good so tell me... Are all those plates, about 2" off the edge of the table? 🤔 ~ {AI pic} ?

Awwwww, Florida. Get your $h!t together.

Why?

I want to see the legal waiver that comes with dining there.

Do they at least put tea towels down on the seats?

I used to live in Hollywood, Florida, and have returned many times … and trust me when I say that there are very few people in that town you would want to dine with at this restaurant

Ewww

“You check out our meat and we’ll check out yours”

Restaurant saves money on operating costs by removing everyone's appetites

Man I wouldn't even eat in the nude at home What if I drop a bite of steak on my balls That's gonna be a fun second-degree burn to deal with

Some people imagine it paradise to be surrounded by leathery dark brown deeply wrinkled skin.

Uh, waiter. There's a hair in my food.

🥴😂😂😂

@murderxbryan.bsky.social you know it’s classy with that single guy pricing

🤯I just had a quick of JFKJr eating there. A night out…swimming in sewer water then naked dining.

what does the acronym stand for ??

tablecloths? those cowards

Are those plastic chairs? Lol. That opens up many more questions.

Are the chair bottoms covered in plastic?

Will be closed shortly.

I don't care if someone wants to do this. I just don't understand why someone wants to do this. What's the benefit? I have never resented having to wear clothes when I eat. They have never been an impediment to enjoying a meal.

mar a lago ?

Why?

oh south florida, with your nude strip mall steakhouse

I just lost my appetite

Class is often mistaken as elegance, yet I doubt upper class people in Florida are very elegant when naked... I probably couldnt eat.

Excusing oneself mid-meal could be awkward for adjacent guests.

so would a gay male couple still be charged $300 or is this a straights only thing

😄. I've missed my daily dose of Josh posts and I may or may not have just snort laughed.

**ass, you say?

Thank god Slizzler never had this.

Never trust a fart here

Excuse me, sir, can you get your dong out of our loaded mashed potatoes, the names not a dare.

I recall years ago having lunch at a beach restaurant on St Martin and a topless woman was dripping ketchup on her boobs. Not an appetizing sight.

Yikes! 😱👀

Don’t order the fajitas

Bringing cyclospora straight to the table, no lettuce required

But the dripping Bordelaise....

The important thing is, it's not drag

bsky.app/profile/reds...

Imagine the carnage when the Cyclospora kicks in.

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Sorry I spilled all that Worcestershire on your scrote bud

I don’t want to go to IN the restaurant, but who is up for some tailgating/people watching OUTSide the restaurant?

For inquiring minds

Would be a good day experience for the These are not my pants Guy

Class and Florida, site of Mar-a-lago, are mutually exclusive concepts.

New chairs every day, I hope.

That’s nasty. But I just sent it to my Miami-based brother and asked if he had reservations yet.

Classy? Florida? Yeah..those 2 words cant be in the same sentence.

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My biggest issue with this is that it's in Florida, to be honest. Random naked people are enough of a problem in Florida WITHOUT inviting them!

More like asssss

Yucky

The name of the steakhouse: "The Aristocrats"

Seat sniffers losing their minds right now

No thanks, I ain’t burning my balls with pasta sauce.

It’s supposed to be steak tartare not human tartare

I'm not saying I wouldn't go, but would stick with cold drinks.

Do they have towels on the seats?

So the chairs have that butcher paper like the doctor's exam room or does everyone just add their DNA to the seat?

Nope. I don't want to see anyone's chest hairs at the table much less anything else.

I'm guessing there won't be any "sizzling" dishes that are sputtering angrily as they're brought to the table. What about spaghetti or similar messy items? Crab legs?

Rich people thing that would be trashy if poor people did it.

Why are those plates so big?

Josh spelled "Klassy" wrong....😉

Absolutely not.

That window is pretty large. Make sure the beef curtains are closed.

I cannot count the number of fine dining experiences I’ve had that were directly facilitated by knowing it’s legality.

Well, that would put me right off good, entirely

The chairs are white but appear to be naugahyde for easy cleaning.

Ew

Ah, yes, floridians, renowned for their not-at-all-put-you-off-your-food appearances.

The juxtaposition of these two quotes is certainly interesting

I sat at the head of the table and said, “ Come back and see me when you have no class..”

Rio de Janiero, I’m in. Florida? Hell no.

Let's hope the folks at Benihana don't hear of this. 🔪🍆

Scalding my junk with au jus because my napkin fell on the floor

In the 20th century, the right - esp. the religious right - was the prudish moralists while liberals and feminists were sexually liberated. In this century, the tables have turned. Progressives have become the prudes and the right has become sexual liberated. I miss Germaine Greer et al.

The jokes write themselves I've been sitting here for five minutes trying to write a comment that won't get me kicked off Bluesky (or possibly the internet) 🤯