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Bring back Lancelot's shame at riding on a car

Bikechades and pedestrianchads stay winning, autocels coping, seething, maulding, crying, pissing and cumming

Is a man not entitled to the sweat of his transportation? 'No!' says the man in Washington, 'It belongs to the car.' I rejected that answer; instead, I chose something different. I chose the impossible. I chose... Cycling.

Walkmaxxing and public tansitmogging.

when you think about it, doing wheelies on a bicycle in traffic is one of the most sigma things you could possibly do

what do any of these words mean

I like trains

It has always been weird to me that there aren't super cranky bicycle libertarians. you're not chaining me to your road maintenance and fuel taxes, GUBMINT! I'm loading my cargo bike up with canned food and shotguns! makes so much sense?

I'm joining you on this.

Driving is fancy lad behaviour.

Drivers are too lazy to use their muscles walking or biking, that's why they drive smh

I like telling conservatives that the testerone levels are dropping because cars. We make every adult spend hours every day operating a machine that kills risk takers, so there's fewer risk takers.

There’s nothing soy about putting on my ray bans and driving gloves and driving cap (to ensure my hair is not unduly mussed) as I take a jaunt throughout town so everyone can see how pretty my chariot is

Alexander the Great never hopped in a Lexus you beta

welcome to the club (it IS soy, you're sitting on a couch spewing toxins into the environment because you're afraid of outside)

Your mind is so big

@not-a-witch.bsky.social

This is how I talk to people complaining that it's too cold in Canada for bike lanes. "Sorry you're such a soft little baby. Maybe you should move to California where Elon's self-driving soy vehicles can take you around. I'll be out here on my bike braving the elements like a real Canadian."

Blaming things on soy is soy. It’s a good source of vegetable protein.

most blathering drivist posts on reddit can be replied to with "sorry you got cucked by a cyclist"

You bend your body to get in that thing? Guess what else you bend your body for?

Using some millions of years old decomposed vegetables over your own manly muscles to go around is definitely "soy".

oh you insist on being chauffeured door to door do you. that’s so cute. you can find me commuting among my soldiers

Oh you need a government ID to go anywhere? I walk like a real American

when my wife's boyfriend genuinely says i look tough in my f250 so i slurp my soylent with extra gusto 😂😂