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20-20 or 57?

I bet you're seeing red now.

Next up: ghost peppers.

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I hear if you rub Four Loko in your eyes you will have Foursight.

With a simple change in perspective, you could be on... The Hunts!

Ok, that's pretty funny 😄

So . . . if you rubbed a golf ball in your eyes would you get foresight?

Lol! I love these dad jokes on Blsky.

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But did it give you 20/20 vision?

There you are!

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what a mus-tard ...

It Sloooowly came on?

I relish your jokes!

I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time. -Steven Wright

Welcome to being a Dad

57/57?

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Do it four times, and you will have foursight.

Oh, dad

Hahahaha!

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I DID NOT WANT TO LAUGH AT THAT! Damn I tried to fight it. 😂🤦🏻‍♂️

You are officially a Dad now with that Dad Joke.

Seems like I need to ketchup with this thread. Maybe I can get a little sausy with my next comment.

I didn’t get it at first. I had to catchup.

I must be tired. I thought it was a good one. Al s o, love Heinz ketchup.

I shouldn't be laughing at this....damn you.

Sorry, but that didn't cut the mustard. Anxious to see how you get out of that pickle.

His girlfriend walked on him pouring ketchup and mustard down his underwear and yelled, " thats not what a condom-meant!"

It mustard hurt

I hate it, well done

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I hear it is 57/57

Go rinse your eyes out. We‘ll wait for you to ketchup. 😂

Great dad joke….🤣🤣😂

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May I hate you little? 💖

Hahaha that was so bad!

Next level “dad joke” right here!

Classic case of red eye

It’s 57 x 57

If only there were an Prometheus/ Epimetheus joke I could make here...

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Thanks, Rodney!

*groan*

it’s good to hear your 57 57 vision is still delivering

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How will you ever ketchup to what's going on?

Is it 20/20 or 57/57?

Haha good one.

Yuk yuk 😂

Well played. I'm a sucker for a good pun.

Heinzsight is 20-20.* ("Twenty-20" sauce is most famously tied to the popular celebrity interview show Hot Ones.)

Heinz Meanz Tears

Oh, Hell man. Mayonaise could have been worse.

Baddum tish.

My condiments to the chef

I accidentally rubbed a different condiment in my eyes. I'm now mayopic.

Makes you think back to when you were told to wash your hands...

Pa-dum-tsss

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Ooohhh primo dad joke. Nice!

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Try Visine - it gets the red out.

I stayed up all night wondering where the sun went... then it dawned on me.

That’s good. I hear Heinzsight is 20/20.

20 20 or 57?

Oh that's terrible. *Yoink*

Ugh. Mariana, where have you been? 😂

Pa dup dup tch

Seeing red eh

20/57?

This Dad loves this joke.

<groan> 😄😁😆😅🤣

Most superheroes became superheroes following some kind of accident.

Dad joke.

NO!

Good one🙃😉

That was no accident.

Wow that’s 57/57!