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Who fing laughs at this shit?

The corner store is where you go to buy those other things you didn’t know about, called groceries. Fucking Moron! 🤦🏻‍♀️🙄🤦🏻‍♀️

He would know this if he read anything ever

He just learned about groceries a couple of months ago. Now he has expanded his data base to include "corner store." Such a man of the people, King Trump is.

He doesn't believe what he reads. A corner store? Groceries old fashioned world

This is what happens when you live separated from reality from birth

What the hell is a corner store? I KNOW what a corner store is. Who the hell wrote this? Somebody who knows what a corner store is & doesn’t glitch in & out of brain function.

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The Orange Jackass loves to show how out of touch with normal Americans he actually is. Worst human being ever.

Everything he is doing was predicted. This is the same guy who suggested we inject ourselves with disinfectant. Everytime he does this there is surprise...why? 77 Million Americans voted for him. Over 80 Million Americans did not vote. You need to get those that did not vote to vote. Forget MAGA.

Duh! Where else are you going to buy corners, the "round" store? JFC what a stupid man.

I think they’re called BODEGAS in New York City. 😵

This is just New Yorker elitism - he knows that's what a bodega is.

Tomorrow he will claim he invented the term.

Whatever else happens, how will Americans live down the shame of having allowed Donald Trump to drag your great country so far through the gutter, in its 250th year?

Why is he sitting?

Trump is a tone deaf, completely out of touch, idiot. For real, make it fucking stop!

A true man of the people.

If he would just resign he could travel the circuit doing a standup routine as a demented President and make a fortune.

The dementia is strong with this one

Stable genius🤣🤣🤣

Man's like Rodney Dangerfield was popular, what if I riff like him, without realizing Dangerfield wasn't actually dumb

Trump only shops for himself when there are young girls in dressing rooms.

I helped take care of a dementia patient This is typical of the advance of the disease Forgetting basic things

Unfortunately he is also the greatest surrealist performance artist of our time

Corner stores know what he is.

He’s brain dead.

Says the man who never walked to, passed by, or shopped at a corner store in his life.

"hE's jUsT LikE uS"

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So glad he prepares for these important events.

I've heard these kind of words, in a family member with dementia. "I've never eaten that before," "I've never seen that before," "I've never done that before."

Due to the senile dementia, the senior staff & cabinet do whatever they want and only have to keep a stream of shiny things delivered to mar-a-logo and to the compliant news media. Meanwhile, the biggest heist in all of history advances daily.

Trump is looking and sounding rough

The ramblings of a cornered rat

No tax on tips Only applies to federal income tax

Recommend he listen to Jonathan Richman’s excellent song of the same name. tidal.com/track/359063...

Jonathan Richman - Corner StoreListen to Corner Store on TIDALtidal.com

"A corner store - i inverted that term. There used to be these stores on the corner of every block but no one knew what to call them. I said let's call them corner stores and you can go there to by groceries - another Word I invented"

someone should have written bodega

I will be outside banging pots when we no longer have to see this rapist's ugly mug or hear his voice anymore

Its an old fashioned term, like groceries.

WHITE HOUSE INTERN: "Sir, we looked into it. Turns out it's a... store... on a *corner*..." [Trump slowly nods while audibly crapping his pants]

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In his defense, he grew up in NYC, so he only knows corner stores by their Spanish name, "bodegas." 😜

It's where you buy fucking groceries, asshole.

The only thing worse than being a dumb ass is being a stupid dumb ass like Trump.

I love when he gets all folksy and tri s just be a regular guy. 😂😂

"What's consent? I've never heard that term" "What's fraud? I've never heard that term" "What's The Constitution? I've never heard that term"

I prefer the Quebec French term Depenneur for Corner Store.

He thinks he's very funny. And he also thinks going into a corner store or even knowing they exist is far, far, far beneath him. So he turned it into a "joke." And all the trained seals clapped and laughed.

“What is a corner store? I know what a cornerstone is.” -President Antichrist

Someone put grandpa to bed

THIS MAN HAS HAD A GO-FER HIS ENTIRE LIFE! NEVER DRIVEN A CAR NEVER MADE A SANDWICH NEVER CLEANED...ANYTHING NEVER STARTED A BBQ GRILL NEVER CHANGED A FLAT. NEVER BEEN IN A STORE EXCEPT TO RAPE E. JEAN CARROLL. HE HAS NOTHING IN COMMON WITH US.

He's likely never set foot inside a corner store in his entire, miserable, worthless life

Why do they continue to book him for public events at the end of the day???

This fool and his whole family have more money than they could all spend for the rest of their lives. This is why things like affordability, inflation and gas prices mean NOTHING to him. They truly are all a hoax to him.

What a moron! Do you remember his "routine" about the word "groceries" ?

😡 and maga seriously thought that fat Nixon cared about their issues?

It's where leprechauns riding unicorns buy their "groceries", along with other mythical items....

What’s a strip mall? I’ve never heard that term. I mean I know what a strip mall is but I’ve never heard it described— a strip mall. Is it a strip? Is it a mall? And I passed a cognitive test every time. Sir, I’ve never seen someone pass so many cognitive tests and strip malls.

He doesn’t understand the most basic things. Groceries, corner stores, how IDs are used.

Says the guy who used to live in NYC

It's an old-fashioned but beautiful term, like groceries.

What an odd thing to say.

it's where you buy your corners!

Doesn't know what a corner store is. Smh This man absolutely hates the middle class.

Trump, in one fell swoop, has managed to put the world’s economy into recession because of his unnecessary war in Iran… all to avoid Epstein :/

third term, am I right?

why was there laughter?

Fucking idiot.

If it were not so dramatic, you could say the guy is pretty funny

Those people are laughing at him not with him, right? Please tell me they are.

I’m going to assume writing “bodega” was a no-no.

MAKE IT STOP! MAKE IT STOP!! MAKE IT STOP!!! I’m SOOOO tired of having the stupidest 4th-grader in the world being the guy who appears to be running our ENTIRE fucking government. PLEASE MAKE IT STOP!!!

I know what a corner store is but I've never heard it described-- a corner store.

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He’s never heard of a corner store, because as a child they had staff that would get things from “the corner store”… So Trump again proves he has no idea of the real life of real Americans

Most people outside of new York doesn’t know what a bodega is, so yeah corner store works for them. 🤦‍♂️

How stupid do you have to be to not figure out it's a store on a corner??? And how much stupider to declare publicly that you're too stupid to figure that out?

Just reading at a table on stage. Are we in Trump’s Spaulding Grey era?

I'm surprised that he didn't claim to invent either the concept or term.

Where one can purchase "groceries".

Here’s the description. It’s a store. On the corner.

He doesn't understand idioms because he's a fucking idiot.

Completely removed from reality! Never went shopping or to a store in his life. His idiotic followers think he’s of the people 🤡🖕🏼🤡

So completely out of touch. Has he ever done shopping? Coooked a family meal? Cleaned up after? Of course not. He knows nothing of ordinary American life. He's never lived there.

Nurse, nurse he needs his meds again🙃

It must be quite the experience to get up in front of a group of people and read aloud from text that you have obviously never seen before, on a topic that you know (or care) nothing about. But I guess when you do it every day, it gets easier.

Somebody should tell him that it's a store that sells corners.

Bodega is the term he uses?

This admission. There should have been silence at best and not laughter in the room and then a continuing discussion thereafter and a plan to return America to a time when it could be respected again if possible. And that cannot happen until he is no longer President and the corruption is stopped.

It’s like the submarine v hoggie v grinder sandwich thing. Popular nomenclature in parts of Canada and New England.

Convenience store - Wikipediaen.wikipedia.org

And the audience laughs? Good grief. It’s. Not. Funny. At all!

Rare Trump W tbh

Nothing says OUT OF TOUCH quite like not knowing what the fuck a 'Corner Store' is.

So much for getting too folksy in your main street speech to be delivered by this dummy

I need a Mamdani + bodega cat video about this stat.

OMFG How I hate this timeline.

Reminds me of an old Australian skit show parody of Reagan. "Four score and seven years ago, when I was four, my father was seven. Four and seven is eleven..."

of course, in Trump I, we learned that the word 'groceries' was a new one to him. Yeah. This man of the working people.

Could he be possibly more out of touch?

For him, corner is a verb.

if joe biden had said this @jaketapper.bsky.social would have had a new book out by next week

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Omg! He never heard of caravan either. This man is in the Oval Office it’s still hard to believe. Goes to show you don’t have to be smart to be president. Smh! Wow! Unbelievable!

Mr. Hooper’s was a corner store but you defunded PBS because you’re not as smart as preschoolers.

Alzheimer's

Does he mean a corner drugstore (corner drug)? They haven’t been around for about 50 years.

What a man of the people !

do they sell "groceries" there?

At least now most of US are laughing at him and them. So much for lolling the libs. The greatest enemy of authority is contempt, and the surest way to undermine it is laughter. HANNAH ARENDT AUTHOR OF THE ORIGINS OF TOTALITARIANISM

He’s not one of us.

Who voted for this blithering idiot?

...and where the hell am I? And who are you?! <shakes fist angrily at clouds>

So what’s a Quarter Store?

He’s not funny at all and yet they laugh the fact that he doesn’t know what a corner store is place him in other than reality

If he wasn’t the president this would be funny- but he is, and it’s not

Pick your poison: A) Trump is a billionaire and has never had to dirty his shoes going to a corner store B) Trump doesn’t remember what corner store means Both suck.

Can we raise the IQ bar a tad higher for the requirements to be president?

Oh, what a sheltered and privileged life he has led. Someone should ask him where milk comes from.

Yup. Man of the people. He understands the pain of the poor & middle class. 😒

Excuse me?

Not knowing what a “corner store” is while talking about “millions of small businesses” is a special kind of stupid.

The dumb motherfucker has lived in New York his entire adult life.

A reminder this man is from NYC. He used to know what a corner store was. He now has Dementia and his cognitive decline is rapidly worsening.

There's no fucking way he's never heard "corner store" before. Even the deepest depths of suburbia and wooded hermits know the term. He was in NEW FUCKING YORK for Gods sake! The ghoul is senile! We are actively watching his brain turn from mush into fermented shit soup.

Literally getting dumber by the minute

This is the guy that thought “groceries” was an old timey word. Truly a man of the people

Tell me you’re out of touch with reality - without telling me you’re out of touch with reality.

Who the hell has never heard of a corner store especially at his age?

oh dear in a year or two, gramps is gonna be INSANE 24/7 and rating 100 on the incoherent scale

It's where people buy their corners, duh!

Weird. The stable genius who knows more than generals and accountants and everyone else, has never heard the terms “corner store” or “teleport.” Guess he was born yesterday.

“Man of the people” indeed 🙄🙄🙄

It’s his new groceries discovery

He's never in his life had to pick up so much as a pint of milk for himself.

He couldn’t possibly get any dumber.

I would bet that not only, maybe obviously, Trump has never been in as corner store, but he's probably never been in a grocery store. Think of that.

The bloke's a twat

He has never in his life walked into a store to pick up a gallon of milk or a loaf of bread…he is not one of us. Is he even human?

"I know what a corner store, but what is it?"

This remains ludicrously embarrassing, every day.

This man spent his childhood in Queens. Never heard of a corner store. Really. Would he understand bodega? This is how much this idiot understands the American people.

*Dies in former New Yorker*

Epstein.

He forgot what corner store meant then remembered what it meant while explaining that he didn't know what it meant then blamed his forgetting of the term "corner store" on who wrote the speech. People then laughed because the president having dementia is somehow funny to them instead of scary.

Next week he'll be claiming he coined the term "corner store". He saw a store on a corner, and called it a corner store, nobody had ever thought of that before. It's a beautiful phrase, corner store. Now everyone is using it.

Man of the people right here.

Stupid motherfucker doesn't even know that the corner store is where you buy corners. Now you know, motherfucker. You're welcome, shithead.

The most out of touch human being on the planet.

Says the guy that lived in NYC for decades… this is a sure sign of dementia.

Fucking moron.

I don't shop, I fly in a doordash grandma from Arkansas, she brings it to the servants entrance, unless person, woman, man, camera, TV are here me look like real person, not woman, man, camera pictures, get on TV

Old-fashioned words "corner" and "store", a lot like that other old-fashioned word, "grocery" 🥴

Uneducated reactionaries wanted a big business owner as president, but big business is predicated on huge debt leveraged to create theoretical value in the share market. Billionairism is driven by accounting strategies, not value. They got what they wanted, though. Valueless grift.

End of the week he'll be claiming he invented 'corner stores'.

Just making it up as he goes along…

So his political speech writers use the generic "political speech writer" vocabulary, rather than something he'd actually say, and he's noticed and commented on it. Using words that have the meanings of the words rather than "I did a politics" is core to his brand.

Won’t anyone help that poor man!? 😏

Trump: Groceries - an old fashioned word. Corner store - never heard of it. You need ID to get groceries. Out of touch much?

He totally gets us .......

Jfc he is so dumb.

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and they just laugh it off like he's perfectly sane

TRUMPS "THOUGHT" PROCESS... "I don't know what that is". Hang on I know everything. "I know what it is" How to get out of this then... "I've never heard it described..." That doesn't work. I'm trapped and confused so I'll lash out. "Who the hell wrote this!?"

Fecking hell

Does he know what it is, or don't he? He doesn't even know if he knows what a corner store is or not.

Auto pen

That could not be made up! It's like the truth, Trump's never heard of that either.

Dimwit.

There's pam bondi's smartest man in the room

Just wait until he learns about Corner Gas

It’s not like this guy grew up in Queens, where corner stores are on practically every corner.

"What is a corner store?" ... #25thAmendmentNow

The “I’m so rich I never bother to look around me when I’m in my limo” . What a condescending POS.

He is no longer mentally sharp. He should resign.

New York City real estate guy said what?

tbf, he grew up in Queens and corner stores don't exist there.

Slurring assh0le

History books will have trouble figuring out where to start with this buffoon.

Man of the people

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Corner Store (film) - Wikipediaen.wikipedia.org

Is where one goes to get cornered? Or is where they corn beef?

The supreme major business man knower has never heard of putting a general store on the corner of two main rods. Ok.

Yeah he’s just like us regular people. Buying his own GROCERIES at the CORNER STORE. 👌🏻 I’m sure glad our President has a clue how the real world works for 99% of the country. Next Someone tell him how buses and subways work when you don’t have a driver to take you everywhere in a limo. 🤯

He’s a moron… WHY ISNT THAT CLEAR TO EVERYONE? YOU’RE FIRED!

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A bunch of fools elected the most abnormal American to ever live. Truly, he may as well be from Mars. No connection whatsoever to humanity. Couple that will his accelerating FTD and the next few years will be a spectacle of horrors and humiliations

Bro's never eaten a corner from the local spot

Even someone with any X (Language) to English paper dictionary can figure out it's a store on a corner.