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I'm not surprised, though I am pleased to be so early to the party this round.

Hey now, he's already crafting a sternly worded letter! Which Trump will never read because the man's illiterate, but STILL! It's the principle of the thing! Letter! And then Booker will filibuster for 26 hours! Exactly!

How can that be?!

Clerks: Bear Is Driving!ALT: Clerks: Bear Is Driving!static.klipy.com

Which is a roundabout way to say that it was nice to just meet with folx at the museum I already volunteer at and genuinely enjoy being a part of and not feel the Need to Demonstrate or put on much of a show. I’m a cynical neurodivergent queer fucker who loves science. Bring it on.

Lust in my heart…

Went to park at a lot last week that had their pay kiosk still up… with a sign on it explaining that you needed to scan the QR code. And then there was the “convenience fee” for being forced to pay via their service. I am so sick of all this “convenience”.

I thought that was the ballroom project.

John Goodman is... well, I'll just leave this here...

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I learned that this show existed when I learned this show was taking over Colbert’s slot. Can’t top that.

Aren’t they delightful?

Asexuals: "Huh?" Aromantics: "No clue."

Look, one of them was going to be super simple and the other was going to be a nightmare of logistics. Who knew war could be so complicated?

I mean… did you HAVE to say the S word? We were having a nice time, weren’t we? Hanging out. Chatting. And then… that.

Fae: “Greetings, Mortal. I am here to strike a Bargain.” Me: “Is this about my car insurance?” Fae: “…no.” Me: “Cleaning the gutters?” Fae: “What? No!” Me: “Nigerian prince?” Fae: “I am the Lord of Constellations, keeper of the Chalice of Cuchulainn who…” Me: “I’m in.”

I was more abused by the bullies in seventh grade than this badly tanned piece of shit could conceive of.

He yearns for the mouthfeel of roadkill. You can’t just eat opossum, it has to be tenderized by a Goodyear.

I always wanted to do a comic strip with an eye doctor using a Coachella poster as an eye chart, patient spelling out names before realizing he just spelled out MGMT, Kanye and the like.

What if we wrote her a sternly written letter?

Are we sure this isn’t a Chuck Tingle book? Or an abandoned Led Zeppelin lyric?

He's a creator and producer of the channel. Surely he should be invested in the quality and held responsible when things are incorrect. Just like the knitting video.