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really cynical to try to boost ratings using sex appeal like this

the average person does not know what that means

why on earth would a Crazy Taxi game need a “closed network test”

there needs to be more room in the discourse for people who think Chris Nolan is merely pretty good at making movies (admittedly he’s on an upward trajectory recently) instead of The Best or The Worst

If you pause Air Bud when the referee is flipping through the rulebook you can see it says “No Negro, Irish, or Chinese shall be permitted to play Basket - Ball”

on one hand i get why the Bucs are hesitant to pay Baker Mayfield big money. on the other hand the Bucs have had like three good QBs ever and Baker is one of them

𝘏𝘰𝘮𝘪𝘦: 𝘋𝘦𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘞𝘦𝘥𝘥𝘪𝘯𝘨 is the fifth entry in the 𝘏𝘰𝘮𝘪𝘦𝘴 series and a soft reboot of the franchise following 2019’s 𝘔𝘺 𝘏𝘰𝘮𝘪𝘦’𝘴 𝘏𝘢𝘺𝘳𝘪𝘥𝘦, a critical darling that nevertheless disappointed at the box office. It is the first movie to feature actors pretending to be other people

i just bit into a wendys spicy chicken sandwich and chicken juice projectile squirted out the side of it like a fucking cannon all over my arm

just described Fire Emblem to someone who didn’t know what it was as “anime chess”

look you can’t say for certain that the Royals will be sellers. they could always go on a 25 game win streak!

i think about this a lot with job applications where they’re like “you need to be ready for a FAST PACED environment where you’ll LITERALLY SHIT YOURSELF AND DIE” every day. can’t you just like not run a workplace that way?

it’s awesome that Bill Belichick is making Mack Brown’s second stint at UNC look successful and dignified by comparison

i often think about the Soderbergh quote re: Fury Road where he was like “i don’t understand how this got done on time without killing dozens of people”

probably

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i’m thinking about Eminem J. Cartman again

i dunno if it’s in line with Homeric tradition or whatever but Matt Damon plucking the bowstring during the trial at the end works incredibly well as an action movie “fuck yes dude” moment

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it seems like she doesn’t have much respect for the storytelling potential of action movies but, crucially: who cares

there are things she said that i think are disagreeable regarding the question of “is The Odyssey a good movie,” but also she’s not a film critic so i don’t really care if she thinks it’s a good movie or not