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Justin Theroux [just got drowned in Australia in The Leftovers and woke up in this world]: the corners are 90 degrees. i like that

𝘏𝘰𝘮𝘪𝘦: 𝘋𝘦𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘞𝘦𝘥𝘥𝘪𝘯𝘨 is the fifth entry in the 𝘏𝘰𝘮𝘪𝘦𝘴 series and a soft reboot of the franchise following 2019’s 𝘔𝘺 𝘏𝘰𝘮𝘪𝘦’𝘴 𝘏𝘢𝘺𝘳𝘪𝘥𝘦, a critical darling that nevertheless disappointed at the box office. It is the first movie to feature actors pretending to be other people

If you pause Air Bud when the referee is flipping through the rulebook you can see it says “No Negro, Irish, or Chinese shall be permitted to play Basket - Ball”

Shy suitor at the feast spending years petting Odysseus’ cat

Dug Lunch

KEN JENNINGS: Tom Stall is a diner owner from Millbrook, Indiana. You had some tough customers visit your establishment, is that right? TOM [only now realizing he's on national TV]: Ahh.. best, best not to talk about it,

Moby Dick audiobook got to the Cetology chapter and it’s over 30 mins

imagining a grizzled hardboiled detective saying this while gripping some guy's lapels at a shady bar

- Kim Stanley Robinson, 1999

My mayor Muslim My bagel Jewish My cream cheese chive Knicks in five

Don’t care if I can be called a New Yorker or not. Just don’t call me late to dinner

1991

"Pain or damage don't end the world. Or despair, or fuckin' beatin's. The world ends when you're dead. Until then you got more punishment in store. Stand it like a man, and give some back." - Al Swearengen, Deadwood

if you're ever anxious or panicky just close your eyes and imagine John Travolta. he's smiling, and you're cycling through different berets to put on him like a character creator, and he’s smiling

Scarlet Tanager in Brooklyn today 🟥⬛️

go birds

finally saw AMADEUS and why did no one tell me Conner O'Malley was in it

Are you sick of Geese being everywhere and wanna get tuned into good Brooklyn bands that are under the radar? Why not check this out? nojersey.bandcamp.com/album/mondo-...

god i'm too old. i can't keep up with what everyone is referencing