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I saw him two years ago on a “farewell” tour. He played for 90 minutes even, at one point walking out into the audience while still ripping. 90 minutes ends and he goes “I’m gettin’ the fuck outta here” and walks off stage leaving his band to end the set. Legend

Never have to hand it to George Will, but he was on the money when he said "Football combines the two worst things about America: it is violence punctuated by committee meetings."

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I was dry heaving in the theater and a kid in front of me turned around and went “BRO PLEASE NO” pleading for me not to throw up on him. 10/10 audience experience

Keys to the second half for the US: - Paul George???? - How did it go from "We'll trade this guy for Giannis" to "Oh sure we'll trade for a 36 year old guy who can't play 60 games in a season" - Is there even any way to build a sustainable NBA team under the apron rules? - Limit set pieces

This is a 4D Brad Stevens chess move

Bridgeport is underrated! Many are saying this!

Sure does

So glad I bought Ken Burns’ Baseball on DVD the other day, so I can invite friends over and bore them to tears in perpetuity

I bet Bill Hader could burn the house down with a Daniel Okrent impression

One of my favorite pastimes is to take my shirt off in my living room and put my hand in my ceiling fan

You’re saying this on bluesky

Come on now

Homeboy has no clue who Zack Greinke is

RIP Mark Rothko. You would have loved how the hydrogen peroxide bleach is only turning the Reflecting Pool blue around the perimeter

Zack Greinke would like a word

I do not get how this isn’t widely understood

He’s gonna be asleep too

I only know this from a Look Around You bit

A friend of mine who was TA’ing for an AmLit course found a copy of Moby Dick a student had left behind. It had only one marginal annotation, around page 100, that simply said “whale is important.”