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as an acolyte of the onionati, I have been studying the scrolls and glyphs, yet I am no closer to understanding the Seal of Lulil. @theonion.com please enlighten us. surely it's not this geek bullshit? legendofthecryptids.fandom.com/wiki/Lulil_t...

What's your sign?

The article paints it as an injury by surfboard but a young athletic college kid on scholarship was probably not investing in equipment. Hitting non-newtonian wet sand is bad enough.

In my youth I read a book about body surfing written by a judge in California. In it he shared a possibly apocryphal origin story for John Wayne: that a bodysurfing shoulder injury cut off his college football prospects and he turned to acting. Turns out, true! www.thevintagenews.com/2022/01/25/s...

Skynet is coming for us all, a million small cuts

Yup still hits

Everyone's narcissistic parent: hold my beer

I think Jenny Holzer might be my mom

Ooh the one about codfish that illustrates the birth of multinational capitalist webs is the superior Kurlansky. COD: A Biography of the Fish that Changed the World share.google/mRmDHg7UZYLm...

Going to see Mad IMAX: Fury Road in 3D starring Tom HarDDDy. Get the chrome spray and nitroglycerin ready!

Beats O'Hare

In my bio I riff on this, but some personalities only have a face for radio, and podcasters rarely have a voice for radio

I'm old

www.fragrantica.com/perfume/Esca... was a duty free impulse buy that fits your description

Or Bobcat Goldthwait being told, "no offense but you kinda look like"

Whiplash between hearing about her diagnosis and finding this devastating news... But it goes to show you that many more people are suffering in silence before you ever know about their situation. Be kind. Be grateful for the people in your lives. We're all lucky to live in the same times together.

7/7 part 2 The audience we were tasked with reaching didn't abandon Israel. It rallied behind it."

7/7 part 1 Parscale says his initiative has been working. "The purpose of this campaign was to prevent the enemies of Israel and the West from driving a wedge between Israel and the Americans who have traditionally supported it-particularly on the political right...

6/7 32% Only 32% of Americans now view the Israeli government favorably, according to a recent Pew poll-the lowest level in decades. And 57% of young Republicans say they have an unfavorable view of Israel, compared with 50% a year ago.

5/7 “WE ARE PISSED AT BRAD PARSCALE. HE WAS SUPPOSED TO MAKE THINGS BETTER. WE HAVE PAID HIM LOTS OF MONEY. BUT WHAT DID HE DO WITH IT? THINGS HAVE ONLY GOTTEN WORSE." An Israeli official familiar with the arrangement, speaking anonymously because they were not authorized to speak publicly.