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No professional accomplishment has ever made me happier than this. theonion.com/translator-o...
Translator Of Original ‘Minions’ Epic Poem Slams ‘Sexless, Bloodless’ Film AdaptationPHILADELPHIA—In a 4,500-word essay published in Harper’s Magazine, Emily Wilson, known for her popular translation of the Minions epic poem, blasted the latest film Thursday as a “sexless, bloodless” ...theonion.com
Sitting here in City Hall waiting on an interview with the mayor about what's happening with the police chief. Guess they scheduled me late in the day, because the Seattle Times just went up. Not like I've been working 12 hours a day on this or anything!
time to wrap up all the current wars. everyone did their best, but let's hit the showers
it's so darkly funny these dipshits keep waving around communications, from Andersen, Collins, Fauci, and others, saying "this could be a lab leak and we have to look into that seriously" as evidence they irresponsibility dismissed a lab leak and didn't take it seriously
CENTAURS HAVE HUMAN HEADS
Cameron 🇺🇸🗽🦅we cannot allow this technology to fall into furry hands
I saw someone say that in the future you won’t fix bugs you’d tell the AI to rewrite the whole application, and oh my god these next few years are going to be a wild ride.
Geologist Marie Tharp was born #OTD in 1920. She built the first accurate map of the Atlantic Ocean floor, discovering the Mid-Atlantic Ridge that provided evidence for seafloor spreading and plate tectonics. 🧪 👩🔬 Image: Lamont-Doherty Earth Observatory
Hurling F-bombs at an 85-year-old scientist who won’t fight back doesn’t make you tough. Staying silent after your own daughter accused Rep. Max Miller of holding a gun to her head, pushing her against a wall, and fracturing your granddaughter’s collarbone makes you a coward.
Aaron RuparMoreno to Fauci: "Who the fuck did you think you were?"
The photo choice… *chef’s kiss*
The New RepublicA federal judge has thrown out the FBI director’s lawsuit against a blogger who called him a “googly-eyed Kremlin bitch.” trib.al/ouHgmYA
I am pretty skeptical that the city-run groceries are going to be a W but like, that’s the point of pilot programs, if they work well we figure out how to scale and if they don’t then oh well. pretending like they’re an *obvious* or common-sense W is just idiocy though
For those who are wondering why Dr. Fauci would take the Fifth: The regime has tried to prosecute Comey and others on trumped up perjury charges for testimony before Congress. Fauci is simply determined not to take the bait.
If the entire Democratic Party is being asked by the press and pundits about a few DSA candidates in NYC, it seems like the entire Republican Party should be asked about their colleague who has been credibly accused -- by another colleague's daughter -- of repeated acts of violence.
Eric UmanskyGOP House member--and fmr Trump advance man--allegedly -threw boiling water on his then-wife -held a gun to her head -broke his daughter's collarbone. She's 2 -abused abuse a fmr Trump WHer too When a reporter asked him about it , he threatened to block their # www.nytimes.com/2026/07/28/u...
BESTIES SOMETHING HAPPENED THE IDAHO SENATE RACE IS NOW SOLELY TODD ACHILLES!!!!
Idaho Capital SunThe candidate had faced pressure from some prominent Democrats to drop out and rally behind independent candidate Todd Achilles. #idpol
My king salmon vs my dad’s king salmon, LOL. One was thrown back.
Ryan J HollisterFairweather Mountain juts out of the pacific to just over 15,000’. It lived up to its moniker today because you can only see it during fair weather. It was an amazing SE Alaska day. Just stupendous.
Read this post by @brianbeutler.bsky.social that I inspired. With a nod also to Homer and Christopher Nolan www.offmessage.net/p/odyssey-in...
Insecure Right Wingers Want Conan The Barbarian To Be RealTheir "high-minded" complaints about The Odyssey movie deny the human condition.www.offmessage.net
hell yeah end that motherfucker's career
Oliver DarcyScoop: I’m told that Ross Douthat is exiting The NYT and is expected to take a role at “60 Minutes.” News expected to be announced soon.
This might be Graham's funeral, but it's Trump's show. There's one aspect of Teddy Roosevelt that Trump truly does embody. As Alice Longsworth Roosevelt famously said: "My father always wanted to be the corpse at every funeral, the bride at every wedding and the baby at every christening."
Aaron RuparHannity: "My President, Lindsey probably has a heavenly version of Mar-a-Lago. It may even be a little bigger. I wouldn't be surprised if he added one big beautiful ballroom and an arch somewhere on the property. Because he would want to obviously duplicate his dearest friend in life. You."
This is really fascinating
Paul FrazeeI wrote up my talk at @localfirstconf.com as a blogpost The AT Protocol is a high-scale network by design. It works by codifying proven architectures into a protocol. If you've ever used kafka to connect some backend services, then you basically know how atproto works.