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I think it's just part of the machine of modern reporting. Take a step back and it'll happen.

He said that he couldn't be a teacher because he'd want to shag the kids. Cheers, bye bye, fuck off.

I know John's daughter and have met him a few times at Arsenal. The first time we met, I was wearing a Saxon shirt and he made a beeline over to me, to talk music. He loves metal.

You give him too much credit.

I quite like him as a player, though. He doesn't move how a man of his size should, so he's very interesting to watch.

No there bloody isn't, the miserable sod.

Isn't that how being in jail is meant to work? Not worth reporting due process, is it?

Also, what the fuck is this client journalism that these reporters are doing these days? Even Ornstein is at it. You don't need to defend private equity and nation state projects.

Oh.

And what the fuck is going on with the King Diamond album? I have a tour shirt of an album that's ten years in the making.

I'm not buying that someone into metal shows is fussed about being able to go and buy food during a show. The bar, absolutely, but being that put out by not being able to pay £15 for a hotdog? No chance.

Surely she's too old now.

Selling your soul ages you horrifically.

Hammersmith, 2005. Great way to pop the cherry!

666: Edguy - Vain Glory Opera 700: Snoop Doggy Dog - Doggystyle 800: Ice-T - Rhyme Pays Mad coincidence that 700 and 800 were both rap albums.

I saw Guns N' Roses there a few years ago, and I regret not getting some stickers to place around the bar areas, even if I couldn't put them anywhere in the standing area.

Is it too late to order some Arsenal stickers to stick everywhere for the Wednesday date?

I'm not sure - my dad told me that he picked some up from the Chingford store.

Short term contract, the packet never lasts long.

Poor Babs' husband, missing that.