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Newcastle are gonna speedrun relegation this year.

Ooh, very pleased with Jorn Lande being the singer on Iommi's new solo album.

Stuck in the deathloop of being sent between the O2 Priority and Ticketbastard apps when trying to buy tickets. I fucking hate everything about buying tickets for gigs these days, especially the price.

Fuck me, that condescending little Instagram post from Infantino made me so angry I couldn't get past the first slide. What an odious little cunt.

"I'll get a bike to save money on the commute to work." Fifteen mile roundtrip to go and see Waltham Abbey on a day off. Of course I'd be extra about it.

I really like the Lex Legion album, but the fact that Andy La Roque has left the King Diamond band is mental, even though I really like Gus G. Unless Lex Legion really tour, who is this serving?

I've been listening to as many different albums as possible so far this year (800+ and counting) and the temptation after a few beers has been to stick on an Iced Earth album. I'm glad I held out, fuck this absolute flag-shagging loser.

Listening to Live At Budokan as part of an Ozzy binge today and find it very funny that Oz was told to say ichiban to the crowd and so keeps saying "you're number one!" to them.

Jesus fucking Christ Disney+ has completely and utterly ruined their UI on the Xbox. Fucking dogshit.

Another World Cup largely avoided. I love having things that I'm passionate about ruined by cunts. It'd be great if they could all fuck off and let us have our distractions from how miserably shit everything is, to ourselves.

Between My Chemical Romance and System of a Down, it's been a big week for people around my age finally seeing important bands to them that I accidentally saw decade(s) ago.

Fuck off you racist cunt

I live horrifically near the spurs stadium and it's fucking mental seeing so many people in metal shirts in the ends. Municipal Waste has been the benchmark for bands that I'd actually listen to, mind you.

Rest in piss Ann Widdecombe, you fucking horrid cunt.

I have decided on Sommelier as a slander name for the new keeper, not because of any ill-will towards the lad, it's just a lovely throwback to Posh Arsenal Twitter back in the day.

Important news: Costco now sell Jamon Ruffles.

Hopefully a Heaven's Gate scenario.

I really wish that someone would give this cunt a serious issue to deal with.

Minutes-long fireworks displays at concerts whilst it's still fucking daylight out needs to fuck off. It's got nothing to do with music and you're just creating a nuisance for local people.

"Why haven't you been watching the World Cup, Chris?"