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Film you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, Marvel, Disney, or Ghibli.

Gotta shut down the factory that makes this kinda guy

HOMEBOY

gross

if you see me at SDCC and ask for one of these i will give you one

How that big ass cyclops milking them little sheeps?

Eating all my co-workers lunches from the break room fridge while I laugh and scream “Zeus’s law, bitches!”

I got Other Mommyed once. Gone Girled twice, Other Mommyed once.

Odyssey too woke to show the cyclops’s balls. It doesn’t make historical sense unless we see the balls. Totally ruined the story.

A whole feast hall of self-suckers

(Penelope to the suitors) whomever can suck their own dick shall be worthy

The Odyssey (dir. Christopher Nolan)

pronouncing Odyssey as Aw-DUSSY.

every time trump is president you gotta wash your groceries

(mildly disappointed voice) that diarrhea was kinda explosive… I guess.

In The Odyssey, those dudes should get out of the Trojan horse the same way that Ace Ventura gets out of the rhino.

fuck off and join him then

its really the only way to do it

I have been Gone Girled now on two separate occasions and I am not gonna let it happen again!