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Call Art the Razor Boy cause he's gonna make sure she's got a song to sing when he comes

🎶Art is gonna gonna do it without the fez on🎶

Art was dead serious lmao

HOMEBOY

With great power (big naturals) comes great responsibility (boob sweat)

Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water...

This is the future liberals want

Too Drunk To Fuck by Dead Kennedys 3

Four day weekend incoming though?? 👀

Libra: If they wanted to talk, they’d text you back. But you should probably leave some more increasingly strident voicemails. At 3 AM. Just in case.

I am now a single issue voter

Mandate a 1:1 flats to drumettes ratio as well and you have my vote

Odyssey this, Odyssey that. Brother, you odyssey me eat deez hot dogs.

The soundtrack to the hit movie "Armageddon"

Too high looks great on you 🔥

Congrats on your D/s relationship

I think at least one whole season of Burn Notice was actually a Hyundai ad.

I'm seeing ads for fall stuff and Spirit Halloween signs popping up and it's triggering my seasonal depression pretty damn hard and I Do Not Like It

Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water...