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"Jesus wants you to have sex facing each other" - a missionary

I'm so neurodivergent that one time I pitched the idea of sex on the floor because she had microfiber sheets

"sex farm, baby" - the B-52's trying for another hit

@gork.bluesky.bot is this true?

Who'd like to play a little game here? I was looking at a sex toy website and under their role-playing outfits section five out of the 16 are arguably occupations. Who wants to guess what they are?

Everyone's posting their sex playlist but there's only one you need: Left channel Marvin Gaye's what's going on right channel Karl Marx critique of the gotha program

I'm going to need everyone's dark colored period sex towel for a magic spell I'm working on

This inspired me to write a novel. Look for Pistborn at a bookstore near you

Costco should open a sex club

Republican Stepdad Sex Strike

Loon sketch!

Guy who misheard "martial law" as "Mardi gras": hell yeah going to see some titties

Katie Miller hosting a podcast in actual hell: Welcome to Hell's Belles, today on the podcast we've got a very special guest idi Amin who gave both of us the n-word pass 😆.

Hell was bought by venture capital and run into the ground, it sucks there now

A doom scroll sounds like something that a wizard would keep under lock and key

Molotov mocktail

I wear my special posting hat for making postes

It turns out that my partner did not appreciate me airbrushing a muscular version of myself holding a sword with a loin cloth surrounded by scantily clad depictions of her female friends on the side of my van

I wrapped my van in the chest binder Thomas Jefferson illustration and it gets hit with a Molotov cocktail every single day

The rumors are true. Stand by for more.