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Gonna make a AI chatbot that just forwards chats to my text messages because I'm lonely

Let's assign some storypoints to premeditated war crimes

One must imagine the fallout raider happy

Reposting without context hehe

Is Frank-n-furter a eugenicist?

Grunt from mass effect is cishet rocky from Rocky horror picture show

Limpio Bizkotti

Very cool. Those ancient Egyptians! Water ws scarce and usually not safe so what did they do? Filtered water through melon biology oh and invented beer too

Some day the Lord shall flash thine BIOS

I call this bud strain The lorax because it speaks for the trees

Professor Oak asking me if I'm a boy or girl. More like professor WOKE

In Genesis when God said our punishment was to always have the hand on the plow behind the ox and labor for all our days he didn't intend to subject us to Salesforce

Amaretto, creme de menthe, deep woods Off! ™ Bitters, ipecac syrup, ketchup, triple-sec served over the frost we cleaned out of the tiny freezer section of a dorm fridge

At a Allen Ginsberg themed bar and they didn't even serve heroin

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, if my client were guilty, they'd be in prison. But they're not. And if they're not guilty they don't belong in my prison

Here at Diarrhea Hills Farms we know that a name is just a name, but quality, that's our motto

I don't like those barn style sliding doors. Especially for bathrooms. They suck and I'm tired of them existing. We need a lead pipe/asbestos removal legislation type fund to get rid of them

I like my albums like i like my women: spoken word because when a woman speaks i listen to every word

Pile of Shittenhouse

Why would someone do anal on their wedding night, you're finally allowed to use the sin hole