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Dating apps are such a fucking wasteland

Partner is making me watch My Girl tonight. She insists that this is an important movie for people in our generation to watch. I'm assuming there's a dark twist coming, but I'm halfway through and it's mostly just...boring. What am I missing?

i straight up do not believe they're having a tough time recruiting players to live in PORTLAND OREGON. this place ROCKS. if i was a young sports playing fella, maybe single, i had a little money and i wanted to smoke a little weed maybe, you couldn't keep me out of portland oregon man

keeper

counter-proposal: they eat our shit and hair

have a bake sale, shitheads

*sigh* He’s saying “sea drugs” because on TikTok if you say cocaine you cop an immediate ban. So they say “C-drugs” And his brain is rotten from untreated syphilis and amped psychosis So, “Sea drugs” Please kill me I want off this ride youtu.be/Q7m6vmx4nEs?...

“hip dips” Me:

this always gives me a laugh when I’m feeling down (also I think snorting when you’re laughing your ass off is adorable , uncontrolled joy is nice, actually youtu.be/fNWe3FwpUpE?...

damn it feels good to be a poster

WHO’S COMIN WITH ME (heh)

weird stuff. maybe this isn’t the way, man

I’ll make snacks

what if I want to sit down, shut up, and listen to you tell me what to do

“I’m cis and straight and trad and my dick works and I need ALL of you to know that right now”

In the Victorian era, people believed beauty could be found even in decay. Wilted flowers, fading photographs, and forgotten keepsakes became symbols of memory rather than loss.

“DSA Fatty” Is this really a phrase you want people to associate with you and your ideals? Pretty fucked, bad show

You bet!

This whole thread is why this is the only fandom I’ll claim. These threads are always so fun and wholesome

My weakness is “California Lady” I’m sorry but that’s a better song than half of the Eagles library at least I’d totally hang out in that bar and blow a joint with that band and the kitchen crew out by the dumpsters