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signalling to the grassy knoll

shades of my dad imitating his middle school headmaster during WWII "It's a gasss maarsk, not a gaars masssk"

assuming this is an identity statement like "I don't vote" if so, no way to be sure

surge in NYC helicopter mechanics placing big bets on Kalshi

period piece Respect

inventing a non-belief interesting proposition

I've seen a few obituaries that have said "died suddenly" but never one saying "died instantly" and there are obviously some people who die instantly. Maybe that's because writing "Died instantly at age 44" makes it sound like turning 44 made their head explode.

this white spider has sat in the same location, in the same poise, on this echinacea flower since it opened weeks ago, presumably catching flies that land. As it has increased in size, it must be having some success. Interesting that the stripes on its abdomen match the petal colour. #BloomScrolling

Joey Chestnut, the musical

it's not like Trump's in his HOA or anything

painted the tv with cable shutoff Respect

codpasting

Makoto Iwamatsu

texted s.o. asking her to pick up some pho on her way home, she texted back a thumbs up emoji, but without my reading glasses I mistook it for a middle finger emoji and without questioning it made something else for dinner.

Motherwell had been painting naked in his loft for about a week when he got a phone call telling him David Smith had died in that car accident, and he burned the paintings he'd made and never painted naked again. The beginning/end of a nudist expressionism that was never seen

"the defence calls Rob Brydon to the stand"

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In high school our gym teacher once gave a health class lecture on a mental wellness theory he'd developed from Pink Floyd's The Wall album, & when he wrote his name on the board he put Dr in front of it jokingly & some kids complained to their parents about that because he did not have a PhD

(graham chapman voice): woody

Pointing out to my teenage son that Without Love & China Grove are by the same band as What a Fool Believes & Taking It To the Streets and ending up saying "well... same name."