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kids, i have something exciting to tell you. I just financed a cybertruck through x the everything app. also your mom left

like, just leave people alone you pricks

For the least sympathetic reason imaginable

I literally didn't know they were married until this morning

"They're at ANOTHER location!? I can't keep up!"

Yeah I find this take pretty odd. I thought the film did a pretty good job depicting the sack as horrifying and I'm not sure what more time spent with the Trojans would've added. Also it was already a 3 hour movie and they didn't hit everything from the actual text

If this independence referendum loses by a wide margin and doesn't lead to American Little Green Men in Alberta, I hope some of you reflect on that and pay more attention to those of us that actually live here. The things some people say on this website...

This isn't a knock on the quality of the cover-up, those are always tricky, but replacing JESUS OF NAZARETH with SHREDDER OF THE FOOT CLAN is the funniest god damn thing

I do think that we should try to reclaim COVID from these people more than we already do. The world faced an unprecedented crisis and most people came together, completely upending their lives to try to protect the lives of others. That’s beautiful and inspiring.

I have some good news about your magic powers and some bad news about your soul

If you are not prepared to look someone in the eye and say "your opinion about Stalin means I will not let you participate in this leftist organisation", said organisation is going to turn into a fucking circus and if you can't accept that you are not worth taking seriously

Bork

Speak your truth, she'll come around

you can be against Sinophobia and also be against China invading Taiwan, which is something the Taiwanese clearly DO NOT WANT in case the past decade or three haven't made that abundantly clear

A lot has changed since then which will make certain kinds of big swings more possible I think but anyone entertaining the idea that the Dems political opposition will be permanently defeated is telling themselves stories

Andrew please, the Working Class is identified by flannel or hard hats. Your attempt to bring in things like "your relation to capital" muddies the waters of class analysis

TMZ is unironically better suited to covering a politician like Trump because they understand how to cover celebrity while the legacy press fancy themselves better at covering policy but actually they're just bad at both

I didn't realize that being an alpha meant you needed to dress like Powerline from A Goofy Movie going to a gay funeral