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captain america: disagreement

Downplay a book or movie: "Episode V - The Empire Does Something"

only colonists would do that

adding that to my business card

frankly we'll never be ready for that conversation

Racist villains in nonfiction have ruined us.

what if jesus and the sarlacc had a baby

93 englishmen's dicks on the wall, 93 englishmen's dicks you tuck one in 'cuz flesh is a sin 92 englishmen's dicks on the wall

get up, come on, engage with the paradigm

lil caesar is the only one there that's armed the kool aid man is indestructible the noid is capable of driving people insane and i'd rather have that power for me than against me the burger king, because i can't wake up with the king if i get killed, it's logic

i'm here for the start of the Pong Cinematic Universe

why did odysseus have to make it such an odyssey

you'd think he would be flattered they're putting him under max security

people and planet targeted first

y-you mean i matter? 🥹

Gen-Xers would rather do Paizuri than go to therapy

sounds like they're rooting for spain in downtown santa ana

i love my Narcissus joke

nobody gets my Cassandra joke

reality's writers this season are hacks. hacks!