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RIP to Jimothy the scraggly raccoon, killed today whilst evicting one of his tenants. That's right - hes a landlord. I mean, he was

Bet you didn't know that the Little Morton Salt Girl is an immortal being who existed before there was life on Earth.

Man goes to see the Cyclops. Says he's depressed. He wants to get back to his wife and home, but he keeps running into fatal predicaments along the way. Cyclops says, "Prognosis is simple. Nobody can help you." Man starts crying. Says, "But Cyclops, I *am* Nobody"

casualties of language

Sometimes when doing genealogy research you stumble upon stuff that leaves you speechless.

i am always saying this

just became aware of William Howard Taft’s 1908 campaign poster

Medusa but her hair is an anaconda

thinking about my first post-college roommate, a Southie girl from my English program, who after a bad breakup came home and in her impenetrably thick Boston accent asked me tearfully, "can ya put on Joanna Newsom's 'Clam, Crab, Cockle, Cowrie?"

$360k/yr in salary

If I were an action hero, this is what I’d say to the bad guy before the kill shot.

I need you all to know that the Berkeley Public Library has solicited submissions for a new mascot, and you can now vote for the contestants and I'm losing my mind. berkeleypublic-library.github.io/Fiber-Mascot...

Joel/Mike, Tom Servo, and Croooooowwww

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