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It me. Padres poncho wearer.

This ballpark is as good as advertised.

Hmm… okay…

A powerful reminder to stay on good terms with the photo editor.

keep walking

A) I already ate, so not getting anything here. B) you will see a fish taco earlier in my timeline, sir.

Seemingly solid joint otherwise

At a dive bar, and I see pizza puffs on the menu. Of course, I’m very intrigued, seeing as I thought that was exclusively a Chicago thing. Turns out in San Diego that’s what they call the equivalent of Torino’s pizza rolls. Stolen valor, imo.

i’m jordan peterson. i’m jk rowling. i’m ross douthat. and i’m mr beast. this is 60 minutes.

Driver: “You watch the World Cup?” Me: “Yes, but I rooted for Ghana.” Driver: “That’s where I’m from. Why did you root for Ghana? They’re terrible.” Me: “My last name is very popular there.” Driver: “What is it?” Me: “Baffoe.” Driver: “Get out of here! That’s my brother’s name. And my uncle!”

Just took a Lyft ride in San Diego from a driver from Ghana whose brother and uncle are both named Baffoe. Going to be a good night.

Might lay off criticizing Chicago gas prices for a bit.

Folks…

hello

In my travels, I’ve come to learn that America is a land of advertisements for personal injury attorneys.

60 Minutes adding sex appeal, I see.

(Gift link) www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2026/0...

Very normal society

He LITERALLY had makeup applied to his face before he went on camera and said this…..

"“You can’t get rid of 30 percent of your staff and expect to be functional,” says Traci DiMartini, the former IRS human capital officer who was one of the first high-ranking officials DOGE pushed out last year. “Things are starting to break.” www.motherjones.com/politics/202...