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Line Cook Summer is over, take a fucking shower

There are... no strings... on me..

Of all the legendary insults that pop up in my head from time to time I don’t think there’s anything better than whoever described Steve Bannon as looking like “the coroner of Margaritaville”

Read that as morality and it works much better.

have you heard the good news about bedtime?

I'm terrible at describing food, but it's similar to Gruyere I guess? They toss it in some flour, so it's basically a super fancy cheese stick with lemon juice squeezed on it that you eat with a fork.

I dream of some day eating pan fried kefalotyri again.

Alright, I'm gonna say it since no one else will. Scott Hall sold the stunner better than anyone else. Man took inspiration from Macho Man. No not that one, the other one.

Birds

Seriously, I don't need to know when people have received or provided oral.

That was my first thought as well. Not a fan of them slapping the big happy family pic on there, but I know why they do it that way.

Spider-Man: Brand New Day's premiere and press screenings are tonight (Monday), with the social embargo lifting right after, followed by the review embargo lifting Tuesday morning. So if you are trying to stay pretty media blackout on this one, heads up.

I've never played it. Does ACBF let you capture ports and put puppet governors in place on islands?

Sid Meier's Pirates and Populous There were sequels, but nothing in the past decade plus that I'm aware of.

On it!

Found this on Tumblr with the caption, "Saw a fire, stopped his car, got out and Madonna'd the fuck out of those flames". I want him carnally.

cm adult contemporary

Have Office-style cameos from Thor, Rocket/Groot, etc. saying, "yeah, that didn't happen". At the very end the camera pans out to show him having to regrow 75% of himself. Then we see a scene where he tries to grab Thor's hammer mid flight while being swarmed by Doombots and getting ripped in two.

I'm getting Brian Kelly's first six months at LSU vibes from this.