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I will rub his belly any time he asks for it. 🥹😻

Being a multidimensional creature keeps life interesting. 🧐

He's like two face from Batman but if two face was a dog and instead of a fucked up face, it's just hair full of burrs and he keeps laying on his side so I got one side totally brushed out before he decided he's tired of my shit

He is wise. 🧐

lover of fried chicken

model

This is what peak performance looks like.

Jimothy inspired me to take karate lessons in a suburban strip mall. Thank you, Jimothy.

Hahahaha. 🤣

😎 *skips* *knees crack*

This is so beautiful.

D’awww. 🥹🧙‍♂️ *extending creaky arm* *empathetic gentle hand pats*

*Everybody weeping*

Saw a patient who was 46 years old and I checked their birthdate and it was 1980 and I thought “that can’t be right” Fuck.

Believe it. I was born in 1981. 😭😭😭 Believe it.

My malfunctioning brain, at the mercy of horrible stomach drama for days: Drink the pickle juice Charlie. 👹

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PIN Number ATM Machine UPC Code LCD Display We regret to inform you that this phenomenon has a name: RAS Syndrome. Redundant Acronym Syndrome…Syndrome.

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