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The first person to say the word "shit" on television, now angling to be the first person to have the word "cunt" in his obituary.

I wish I'd been less fearful in my 20s. I wish I was less fearful but in a different way now

I'd watch that

❤️

Couple people asking for my Kofi page, I haven't updated it in a long time and will probably turn it into a kauzigg/kitbash focused page but for now: ko-fi.com/thirtyhelens

I'll have to dig it up but thank you so much for being a patron. Be careful not to overextend!

I've said it a thousand times, the only way to have "non-exploitative" porn is to pay everyone who makes it a fair wage, ensure everyone's safety, and give them healthcare. I truly don't care what the subject matter is. That barely enters the equation.

Ethical romantasy is romantasy that was made without exploiting the writer

My patreon is my sole source of income right now. If you like my work, subbing for a month or two would go a long long way

My patreon is my sole source of income right now. If you like my work, subbing for a month or two would go a long long way

me writing anything other than porn: Everyone is so fucked up and precious I hope they don't make bad decisions oh no they made bad decisions sad sad sad sad me writing porn: hello i'm the worst person to have ever lived i'm going to destroy your hole oh no pleeease don't destroy my hole uwaaa

The terms "noncon" and "dubcon" are sometimes criticized as being a cover for rape, but using those terms is very much setting up parameters of play. “This is intended to be a sexy BDSM scenario, not a serious or thoughtful exploration of sexual assault.“ Meet the narrative where it's at!

Also "historically accurate" and "true to Homer" are mutually exclusive

I can't fully express why but the phrase "true to the art of Homer" is so funny to me. It sounds like something someone interrupting your conversation at a bar would say after thinking about it for like five seconds. It's just so nothing.

As posted in a few servers and was alerted to this picture earlier today: What they said. DO NOT FILL IT OUT, it is there to fuck with your artist peers and yourself, they (paypal) can and will abuse this and steal your money by banning your account