you shouldn’t be able to actually beat the fuck out of them, obviously. but one time per fiscal year you should be able look one of your colleagues in the eye and say “i am going to beat the fuck out of you” completely consequence free.
sorry for the late notice boss, but im not going to able to come into work on wednesday. just found out that the president is gonna ramble for a couple hours down at the basketball court. yeah, no ac. taking the kids out of school for it.