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This is a long post, but the prosecution of Jim Comey—for the second time—poses a real risk to the First Amendment. Love him or hate him, it’s important for us to understand the argument the defense is making to dismiss the indictment. open.substack.com/pub/joycevan...

Which part of fuck off is confusing you, dumbass fake account sealion? Here, allow me to assist you. GTFO... PLONK!

Now it's plus 6. The Cubs tripled their all-time run differential lead over 2,550 games in one game, and it'll change again tomorrow. Baseball is the best.

One of my closest friends, and the captain of my darts team, was a formal butler in Beverly Hills for decades. His thick Midlands accent wasn't a liability in sunny Southern California.

This is Moana...

The first thing my black and tan Bloodhound did every blazing hot summer day in Austin was to lie in the sun for an hour or so. Felt like a furry space heater when she finally came back in.

Which part of fuck off is confusing you, Boris Botnik? Here, allow me to be of assistance. PLONK!

Thing is, the First Amendment gives the press the right to lie, so no, not illegal, and never will be. It's up to us to know better. Sadly, far too many don't.

Fuck off, sealion fake account nobody from nowhere. That shit don't fly with me. Sorry, Boris Botnik, you've been sussed. No bonus rubles for you.

Fuck off, fake account nobody from nowhere with no followers sealioning trollchoad. Homey don't fall for your stupid bullshit. Sorry, Boris Botnik, you've been sussed. No bonus rubles for you.

I've lived in Austin for 36 years, and it hasn't been 110 in Austin this year. Or any recent years. The all-time high is 112, and we haven't hit that since 2011. Either that's a bullshit chart or it's a "feels like" chart. What it isn't is an accurate chart of temperatures.

Yeah, but they give fuck-ton of money to Dear Leader, so what's a few weeks of explosive diarrhea?

Not to mention, no, we did not have the highest mortality rate. Not by a long shot. That's a lie. The US was 16th in mortality rates, and that high because of antivaxxer, antimask stupid assholes like Trump and RFK, Jr.

As we all remember Dr. Fauci was strongly anti-vaccine and anti-mask. And publicly referred to it as a hoax and suggested using ivermectin, drinking bleach and sticking UV light bulbs up your ass.

The Cubs/Cardinals rivalry is one of the oldest in all of professional sports. They've played more than 2,500 games in over 100 years. That's by far the most of any MLB rivalry, or any other in any sport. The run differential over all of those games and all of that time is Cubs +2. Chew on that.

“When we cannot find ways to work together, it becomes impossible to solve our problems. The founders understood this.“ Passionate debate is not meant to end in tension, but in compromise. If neighbours disagree, a fence won’t change anything. Find common cause first. #Blues

If you think the rest of the country is like NYC, you are totally fucking delusional. The rest of the country is *nothing* like NYC. Wake the fuck up, puritopian dipshits. Demanding the impossible is not a winning strategy. Quite the opposite. You gave us Trump. Twice. Maybe sit the fuck down.

We actually had the 16th highest mortality rate in the world and it largely resulted from the ignorant asshats who were *resisting* the common sense protection measures Fauci was promoting like masking and distancing. What a colossal asshole.

I support candidates with realistic goals, not those selling moonbeams and magic purple flying ponies to gullible puritopian fools who can be manipulated into falling for that stupid shit. If you think this guy can abolish ICE, you're the gullible fool.

I'm thinking Mayor Pete might have something to say about this. It's entirely possible that's exactly what they want. They think they could beat a potential 2028 nominee Pete, because, you know, he's gay. So it makes sense to pitch him softballs. I'm pretty sure they think wrong.