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here. we. go. money shot parachute pants gazillion plan B cringeworthy

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what's wild about Steely Dan music is that those sessions seem like they'd be a blast. just funky music-making. but nope. Fagen & Becker apparently were impossible to please. crazy that music so smooth and pleasing to the ear was painfully squeezed out of the musicians. i mean they also had drugs.

me every fall reminding people that the theme song to Sunday Night Football is "i hate myself for loving you"

the things that pass for knowledge i can't understand

cute: my desk is big enough for my dogs to crawl under fuck: my 77lb dog won't settle and keeps bumping into my legs as i try to concentrate. repeatedly.

it's not Bernie MoreYes it's Bernie MoreNo

after seeing multiple Thor films + the new Masters of the Universe, i want to ask Idris Elba if he believes in the Rainbow Bridge.

steely dan was really out there just writing jingles for liquor brands.

hitting send on the deliverables link.

Death Star Trench Run: Photon Torpedo HitAlt: Death Star Trench Run: Photon Torpedo Hitstatic.klipy.com

in the ad world, nothing moves faster than a low budget big ask tight turn around project. they can't put it on your plate fast enough. and if you aren't smart you'll blink and realize the game of musical chairs has ended and you are the one still standing.

the sad part of getting to the point of your career where you can see all the pieces and how they all work together is that you don't have the motion to actually make bank off this knowledge. a very 'ah ha /ah fuck' moment.

when the client with an emergency job starts hitting me with flattery, i start looking for a go bag and my nearest exit. this must be what de niro was talking about in heat.

by decreasing the time between pitches, MLB has increased the percentage of commercial time per game. it feels like MOST times i tune into a game, it's in commercial break. this is all by de$ign.

i love that in this scene, Affleck's character is in a deep moment of realization that his friend has seized the moment and chosen to follow their dreams, leaving him behind. but Affleck's look here is just "huh. it's a door, but i can see through it. a screen door. huh!"

Ben Affleck's Surprised ReactionAlt: Ben Affleck's Surprised Reactionstatic.klipy.com

i swear this Ai craze was started by someone who had JUST gotten to Robots in Factorio. i mean i get it: set down a blueprint and let the robots do all the work. it makes you wish you had robots the entire game! huge QoL improvements!!! but all this pollution. and the biters...

Ruin a book by adding a word: Fight Club Sandwich

I CAN BE LATE FOR A DATE THAT'S FINE BUT HE BETTER BE ONE TIIIIIIIIME. (we have not shipped yet).

Haynes King still on an 'NFL' roster (Panthers, derogatory).

Ravens waive rookie Diego Pavia to make room for Ethan PocicThe Ravens waived rookie quarterback Diego Pavia on Thursday to make room for veteran center Ethan Pocic, who officially signed his free agent contract.www.espn.com

thinking about all the bullshit i used to complain about when i was fulltime. but if i got sick and couldn't go to work, someone else did the job and we got paid. if i get sick today, and can't do the work, i don't get paid. so what i'm saying is old me can shut the fuck up already.