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What's up bluesky

Trying out a new coaching technique where I have @deathcarpets.sisc.one do a hard exercise and then I do the same thing with slightly more weight and she goes >:0 and fuckin maxes out on the next set

You guys ever have something so precious come into your life that the fear of losing it starts to drive you mad

I'm living proof that through a steady regimine of single legged squats and stair climbing, you too can give yourself sacroiliac joint pain

Does Palm Siberia still have her Hunter's license from.... before? Second question, can chimera ants vote

When I figure out how to consistently take pictures that make my ass look as good as it does in the mirror, it's over for you hoes

THEY'VE BEEN FOUND, THEY'RE SAFE, THANK YOU EVERYONE

My attempts to nickname my partner Paige and their responses P dog: "no dog stuff" P body: "diminutive" P diddy: "c'mon" P shooter: "let's move away from P" Paiger: "hardly a nickname" Beeper: "you already call the cat that" Cookiepuss: "I'm revoking your nickname privileges"

I tend to respond to emergency situations by locking in with muted emotions and just doing whatever seems most necessary. Really works best for emergencies that are like 2-3 hours long. This multi-day situation with no clear endpoint or course of action is making it hard to know when to power down

It's good to date someone where if you see each other after being separated for any length of time, you both go "IT'S YOU!!! 🤩", smash into each other and make out

Jeff Nippard is definitely cis but he's extremely trans masc coded

Looking at each other and smiling is a top tier hobby for couples, y'all should try looking at each other and smiling a lot

Riding around two up on a motorcycle and putting up missing person posters feels weirdly like a hong kong new wave movie type activity

TIL milk is in some ways more hydrating than water, and causes a lot of fluid retention. Which based on my milk consumption (HIGH) makes some sense out of how much I've struggled to maintain a six pack

Accidentally got into armpits and now whenever my partner wears a tank top in public I feel totally scandalized, like I'm seeing something I shouldn't

Thunder! Lightning! How I've missed them!

Slowly introducing my partner to F1, they're way more into it than I expected. Put on the Australian GP and they saw Lewis Hamilton dodge a pre-race interviewer with shades on and Ferrari jacket around his waist and were like "why is this guy serving way more cunt than anyone else?" ... They get it

Also: I talked my way into a prestigious philosophy of physics PhD program with a BS in cognitive science, having taken zero classes in philosophy or physics. A lot of people in academia have imposter syndrome but I actually got to be one (and I did pretty well until it was dissertation time)