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Well, I guess that’s why it was hard to see

If you have type-O positive blood and you can manage it, please consider donating blood *as soon as possible* - this is a very bad situation.

Dark chocolate covered espresso beans are so good that I literally did the math on how many I can have before risking neurological side effects

Whoa whoa whoa, this was not mentioned in the Insider Trading group chat

I’m sorry to hear that

Yeah that’s rough. Is it for urinary crystals and stuff?

Why does dog food cost actual sums of money, it’s basically what they serve the underclass on the snowpiercer train

I think I found it

I just want the origin story of the never-worn baby shoes

Hey I’m in this, obviously

Don’t make me write a newsletter about how Emily Wilson is allowed to be an expert, you guys

I want to be the modern day John Snow tracing community outbreaks to a truck stop salad bar

Anytime you don’t feel important, just remember you exist in solution in the Earth’s ecosystem at 0.14 parts per billion, making you almost as toxic as dioxin

It takes a village to raise a child which is why I have sent our son away.

I hate when authors can’t decide what their book is about. The Sound *and* the Fury? War and Peace? A Tale of Two Cities? Make up your minds

If someone steals your credit card, they should be assigned the debt

Horrors beyond comprehension

I’ve needed to turn a single completed form in for 6 months but so far haven’t because of object permanence issues

I wonder how econ textbooks and their general philosophy will be described 50 years from now, following the crash caused by people investing in scams, knowing they were scams, and building half of our GDP on scams. Do rational actors play chicken on train tracks? Is the invisible hand jerking off

Doctor: so your bowel movements have been regular? Me (a little offended): they’ve been extraordinary