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Average bloomf friend group

New York Gay Boy™️

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Well we made it to August

It's like no one wants to get up and top me anymore

I run into Debi Mazar

Ariana stans carrying her at the Karen Carpenter competition

Having an amazing time with all my NYC bloomfs!!!!

Me liking dick pics and cum jokes and posting about a doing a mundane activity punctuated with a 2000s Ashley Tisdale red carpet pic

Headed to the NYC Eagle soon so bloomfs can touch my butt!!!

Illinois was the first state to decriminalize homosexuality, the first leather bar was The Gold Coast in Chicago in 1960, underestimate the Chicago 🚬s at your peril

There was a time

Omg aren't we all so excited to go the NYC Eagle tonight????

The dog sitter just sent this pic of Barb with her new highland cow toy and I simply cannot handle this

The first AI to create an influencer who ASMR taps their nails on a handgun and tell their audience "omg you have to taste this, it's sooooo good" will take over the world in about four hours total

Buying knockoff Legos for pennies off of Temu. I'm not proud of it but I just got a camel for $1.41 and 130 masonry pieces for $5, like how am I supposed to resist that I'm just a human surviving capitalism

"LA 4, NYC 4.5" - Ancient Gay Proverb

Made these diva sorceresses at the Lego store today

Eagle NYC tomorrow night! Your best chance to meet me, one of your largest and strongest bloomfs!

Ayyyyy I'm faggin' heeer!!!