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I’m at a restaurant with an outdoor bit, and there are some kids popping balloons. So obviously, I’ve written to the French ambassador to demand an explanation.

I’ve read to my daughter most nights since she was born. She’s 12 now. The main difference is the books: from Noodle’s Bedtime then, to John Dies At The End now.

Fungus (Yellow, Pretty), Lagos Portugal

Book recommendation: A Particularly Nasty Case by @amateuradam.bsky.social Breathless, edge of the seat whodunnit with the best use of the Unreliable Narrator trope I’ve ever seen. Funny & farcical, with the occasional sting that brings unexpected tears. Highly recommended.

We tried that with selected areas of the country in the 70s and 80s. It was shit.

When Del Boy falls out of the yew tree.

The thing about Maurice Glasman is that he’s not just a craven dimwit with the political instincts of a freshly fucked flowerbed. He’s also as cringe as all hell.

She’s right in that Amnesty isn’t a champion of free speech & belief right now, but not it the way she thinks. Until they come out swinging at this evil, demented piece of shit, they’ve no right to call themselves a human rights organisation.

I'd like to forward myself for the role of "My Friend Billy"

The Rime of the Ancient Mariner, starring Jason Stathan as The Ancient Mariner, Jet Li as the Albatross, and Hannah Waddingham as the One of Three.

Found out today that my neighbour's rather concerned about a prowler, according to his diary.

Big Gashleycrumb Tinies vibe, and I am here for it.

Like, how many people in the UK do you think could name a prominent French opposition politician without googling it? You’re just not that big of a deal Chris. France isn’t that into you.

Unfortunately Chris, your version of events relies on the French navy have the faintest fucking clue who you are, so… www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026...

Fucking hell as if receiving automated rejection letters for jobs wasn't bad enough.

If you're a trans person in England (or the parent or guardian of a young trans person in England) I strongly recommend doing this immediately. The new data principles for the shared NHS record in England - based on the transphobic and psuedoscientific Sullivan Review - are designed to out us.

Damn, I can’t believe how coarsened the political discourse has become

Well this is an easy block…

At this point, if you’re still consuming any kind of Potter merch*, you’re funding terrorism. * Not her Robert Galbraith stuff so much, as it’s universally & correctly derided as being fucking terrible. The only ones reading that shit are her flying monkeys