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I suspect the Swedish are just like Canadian beavers, who always prefer to sacrifice your testicles over their own.

I hear the AI food sucks.

Is this supposed to be a castoreum harvest? Looks like those who try the vanilla flavoured gruel tonight will be very disappointed.

When you love the puffin, there are no other birds.

I want to hear Victoria's version of the aftermath. She has seen things...

With the success of Iran I can't believe they're not in Cuba building Trump casinos already. Perhaps taking what you want is getting expensive.

Why are we always nude? Shouldn't we be wearing itchy wool sweaters in that heat?

“I could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody, and I wouldn’t lose any voters”

As a citizen scientist, I have concluded the nuthatch has invented anti-gravity boots far superior to our own.

How unfortunate, you can still fiddle with cankles but golfing not so much.

Trouble at the Trump house? Even the neighbours can hear the screechings of harridans.

73 would get you into 'special ed' back in the day. Good job daddy was rich, otherwise he'd be even more bitter and twisted.

Have you checked the grocery stores?

I have faith he's one of the very few that can get us through the Trump era with both our pride and country still intact.

Great shot with amazing colours!

Nah, it'll be gates. Trump doesn't do pets, they attract more attention than he does so Fluffy's not gonna last long.

Thank you!

"OK so I shit the presidential bed, what are you going to do about it?" Note to self: deport Wolf Blitzer and the rest of those traitors to Somalia.

Mr Watters has a very high opinion of himself. No doubt the ladies of Walmart would also choose a lifetime of bitterness over him.

Well, it's not the greatest joke ever told but it certainly qualifies as a joke.