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I'll never visit the UK because they apparently have more than one math there. That's like my worst fear.

The traffic situation around the giant water ball would be a nightmare

Written intimacy is still perfectly safe though.

Wait...his ass has sticky powers too?

Happy Spider-Man Day. Classic Scorpion is now up for pre-order on Amazon. Ain't he pretty?

Finally solved a lifelong mystery. I always thought one was the gas, one was the brake, and the other one popped the hood.

I loved Robitussin as a kid. Then as an adult I developed a mild allergy to it. Now if I take it I break out in hives. But you know what's perfect for that? More 'tussin!

Can two divorced men share an apartment without driving each other crazy?

We must put aside our differences and band together to stop Willie Nelson.

I always wondered why Quint's little mate didn't come with him to catch the shark in Jaws but it turns out there's a simple answer--dude quit. youtu.be/UcgNQbOecUs?...

JAWS Deleted Scene - Quint's mate refuses to go catch the sharkYouTube video by The Daily Jawsyoutu.be

Is this shirt a little too "hey look at me"?

We all know where this Jimothy cycle is going to end--he's going to be found dead on a highway somewhere. But I guess it's better to have jimothied and lost than never to have Jimothied at all.

Looks like the world's worst ventriloquist act

Me deciding to start an Onlyfans account

@weirdpopeyes.bsky.social Back in the 80s there was a Pac-Man hack that replaced Pac-Man with a little Popeye head.

I found him, but I won't spoil it for others.