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Trained chimps, camel races, 1970's stuntmen showing Jackass how it's really done. Now available for all, my new video returns to the BBC big top for the Great British Variety of Seaside Special series two. www.youtube.com/watch?v=aLz1...

Sounds like you're the one offering sweeties!

All the best Who is a celebration of the highest form of literary mind: the hack.

Basically, imagine your uncle's Facebook posts got filmed for a student project. It's that.

Anyway, I fell down a rabbit hole earlier concerning the new and massively racist Armie Hammer movie that the denizens of X The Everything App is having to pretend is good. I couldn't believe it was real.

Pleased to announce my successful audition for the lead role in My Friend Billy.

Today’s Dr Who things are all like “The Solivagant Doctor and Jonty Adventures” and I have a little pang for the adventures of the Dominie and Alice.

And we're still waiting for the Ben Chatham Adventures.

Dawkins featured in the Times's 'My Culture Fix' column, unsurprisingly saying Johann Hari is an "excellent journalist." Which is a shame as a lot of his other choices are actually excellent.

The more I find out about Gary Stevenson, the less I want to know. He gives definite 'Brewdog' energy.

That is the perfect description of his energy.

I've never been able to do it, either. It feels like I'm being angry with someone or something.

Fucking hell as if receiving automated rejection letters for jobs wasn't bad enough.

This is excellent.

WAR WITH FRANCE

I'll miss her, she and Charlie are by far my favourite pairing.

Life goal: Get a plaque this good

At least Nazi memorabilia gives the place a bit of colour.

No fewer than TWO (2) portraits of Scrooge McDuck as well, if you're wondering.