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Despite him being a massive nonce, I can't help but admire the ability of Harris to predict the future existence of Jimothy.

The Lurpak of its day

Hahaha

Trained chimps, camel races, 1970's stuntmen showing Jackass how it's really done. Now available for all, my new video returns to the BBC big top for the Great British Variety of Seaside Special series two. www.youtube.com/watch?v=aLz1...

When Hyacinth fell in mud

A month early for Patrons, its exciting new developments ranging from pocket calculators to the internet, Tomorrow's World was a promised future of technological utopia. Were they right? Wade through the slop-filled broken algorithms to my new video and find out. www.patreon.com/franticplanet

“Women are impressed by a man with a big, strong ape.” Duggie Got an Ape, Part III. Exclusively on the fiction tier. www.patreon.com/franticplanet

"She cannae take much more, Captain!"

Oh fantastic. I need to do a proper look at Berglas.

Pictured turning the dial that controls the amount of Wadlow's Nob references.

They probably cut a scene with Eddie telling Syd he was gonna jump over him on a ramp, but just driving straight over him and laughing.

Elon Musk vows to spend the next year on an AI remake of Carry On Emmannuelle, with the only change that Love Crazy will be sung by a white man.

There's a big weird rock at the bottom of the swimming pool that gives me and the lads our mightiest stiffies in forty years

Well deserved. Your DC Specials documentaries are phenomenal

Sat plotting out a new novella and looking at all the ideas which *didn't even exist* three hours ago, but now tie together beautifully, and thinking how the prompt-typing AI nobbers will never know such exhilaration.

"We've installed Rolf Harris as a beloved family favourite on British screens for over 60 years, but what they don't know...'

I'm not made of trousers, you know!

I'm playing a game of 'World Cup or The Archers?'

They're calling me the YouTube GOAT, because I once ate a pair of trousers.