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I laughed harder at that title alone than most comedies I've watched

I'm supposed to believe that there's an equality of responsibility & power in this equation? That "if only everyone could get along" is the solution? When one side can kill with state support & their victims risk their entire people facing ethnic cleansing if they RIGHTFULLY defend themselves?

2 Israeli settlers were killed yesterday when a Palestinian they were attacking managed to take their gun off them. That man, Farouk, was then killed by the IOF, along with 3 of his neighbours & the fascist state has launched vengeful pogroms in response. This is Zionism, & always has been.

It was Clue. When the tapdancing telegram arrives out of nowhere after a montage of chaotic running around & I leant over to my partner & said "It'd be so funny if someone shot her for no re-" and then it happened & I almost passed out

At any given moment in a film I will lean over to one of my friends and say "it'd be so funny if they just exploded for no reason right now" & the one time I did so & it actually happened in the movie I scream laughed for 5 minutes after. Funniest thing. God wired me wrong.

"Is this anything?" I ask the Comedy Writing Club sharing circle before I explode with such force that chunks of the community centre are found on distant rooftops.

My Duskmorne video is, by far, the cleanest & best thing I've ever made. I'm very rarely proud of myself but hot DOG I was cooking with that piece.

I very rarely blow my own horn, but I don't think that I'll ever top "Liminal spaces aren't haunted by the presence of spectres, but by the absence of purpose" in my analytical writing again. That's a heater.

Thank you to War Child for trusting me as an ambassador for their amazing work at #MCAmsterdam ✊ Once this RIDICULOUS video is done I'll be getting back to streaming & trying to get this fundraiser (tilt.fyi/Tf7CbcOnqx) up to £5,000 💞

Andy Burnham is the same war hungry, reactionary, planet killing prick as Sir Keir Starmer. He just has better PR & a regional accent.

Spice is a force of nature, a beacon of sanity in a mad world, and simultaneously a glorious nutcase. Meeting it at Magiccon was a joy.

Oh heavens yes thank you for snapping it! Hate my posture, but love the scene xD

A massive thank you to everyone who, in one way or another, made my time special and/or helped me in some MAJOR way. I'd tag everyone but I fear I would we writing the list long into Reality Fracture 💞💞

Additional addendums: It was my bestie's first Magic Con & they felt EXTREMELY welcome ✨ I ate a gluten free croissant for the first time 🥐 I promised many friends games & missed almost all of them 😭 & I got to rant about Russel T. Davis butchering Omega over dinner 😡 Fuck, I do love this space.

#MCAmsterdam was immense. £3,100 raised for @warchilduk.bsky.social🥳 PLUS: - A Hatsune Miku cosplay - A Marx recitation - Games of chess - Meetings of friends, old & new Oh, and there was probably some Magic played, in amongst The Gathering. Love you all 💞 Back to work now. See you in a month!

It’s nice isnt it, the Hope

Andy Burnham pitching himself as a breath of fresh air in Westminster & the Labour Party & then stacking his cabinet with Blairites & Labour Friends of Israel (many of whom were on Starmer's front bench) is such an expected joke.

I swear to God

Magic Con Amsterdam was amazing & wonderful & I'll be doing a big old post about it later on. But, I have to ask as this came up a lot all weekend: Why is everyone SO surprised that I'm tall?

I'm sorry that we probably managed to only exchange 6 sentences with each other the entire con 😭 It was a delight to see you again <3