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Seriously considering doing a podcast where me and a guest dissect and world-build the sweet/mad/problematic classifieds from 80s/90s pop mags

Roses are red, Depp's In Ebeneezer,

shame shakespeare died he'd have been so old by now

it's a shame i never met the queen, she'd have loved that but sadly she was taken too soon

wait so you're telling me there's a current labour mp without a shred of principle or shame, i struggle to believe that

[resigning in disgrace]: everything i have done i have done for the greater good of the 5 year one coat radiator paint industry

Malmo station has a strict no balloon policy. Behind every sign is a story they say.

no glasses joe jumpscare. bit of DIY UK soul for a tuesday. entering my White Denim ass post yachtrock era. www.youtube.com/watch?v=yqX4...

Filthy Little HeartYouTube video by Tony & The Abominationswww.youtube.com

they should rebrand books as büx so it's cool and the young people will like them

oh you read books as a child that's so sweet me no we could afford a television

said it before but if stephen king was english all his books would be set in the FOD

i can never decide on the ten best books i've read cos i always feel bad about whichever one i leave out

Might do a thread of books I didn't read last year

i read 9032 books in 2025 but i still feel empty inside

all books are FREE in waterstone's tomorrow, if any staff member challenges you tell them i said it's fine

I'm*

you (hungry): me (sitting atop a hill of food, sighing at you): yeah, there's no easy answers, i wish there were

genie: and your third wish me: [whispers in his ear] *thousands of miles away tim minchin feels a sudden change around his feet, a light constriction of sock and shoe, he screams*

wooooah wtf is going on i just said i wish it was august then boom what the actual