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The weasel getting into the Large Hadron Collider and moving us into a different timeline for me

There's definitely some sort of Fun House trauma in there somewhere, but don't ever unpack it

The power of Greyskull compels you

Is it because of how often cold beans were used as punishment in kid's tv?

I'm so sick of your shit

It's natural to be scared but you're gonna be absolutely fine. I hope you recover swiftly ♥️

Sprag. Them. Up.

SNAKES, Hun (do they have a penchant for 🍈🍈)

Say who it is, you big Facebook mum

STUNNING

It's like that film The Cell from the early 00s but instead of creepy shit it's all bad jokes

Three women stood talking in the kitchen at work pause to watch me pull what seems an endless amount of Chewits wrappers out of my pocket and into the bin

Get out of my brain bsky.app/profile/necr...

I go back and forth on which was the best ever tweet. Currently I think it's this.

Knees are weak, arms are heavy, over there it's Percy Shelley

*Byron turns round in his swivel chair* "you son of a bitch, I'm in"

The Man from Nantucket coming soon

[movie trailer voice] They fuck you up... ...your mum and dad *Country scene, dark, tent in foreground collapses* "DAD!"* They may not mean to but they do *Family arguing as they walk on a cliff path* This year, exclusively in IMAX, they'll add some extra just for you... This! Be! The! Film!