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True dat

People say 'It won't work!' It was never meant to "work"!

I think I've come up with a foolproof way to stop supporting this grotesque industry...

Fantastic work! Thank you

The last 3 Telegraph readers

Lol, very good Truth is, the egos of these two men are visible from space....no way on god's earth they can work together

Driving cars like this should be as socially taboo as drink driving. Personally, Id be embarrassed to be seen in one

And now, for balance, we have ( insert name of well-funded opportunist) in the studio....

*billionaires

True....I was a bit hairist back there!

The joke is that manufactured rage from dicks like Suella actually works in galvanising bald dimbulbs into voting Reform

What the hell is wrong with people?

Great news! It's an appalling way to die

Stay where you are Kemi and keep up the good work! Please

Gollum Thwarted

Wow. Bet that made your day!

Robert Jenrick has been asked to stay away from tinder dry woodland on account his pants

I'm calling it now....Farage will withdraw from the Clacton race when he realises he can't beat a comedy bin citing some shite about his being victimised by the "establishment"

It's just so bollock-twistingly self-serving !

Haha, Christ, I didn't know that! Another coin-operated arsonist!