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The Reform Party finally get their dicks in a row

The genius who f*cked up Northern Rock explains to Mail readers why the wildfires are the fault of the Greens

Welcome to the stupid-ocene

To paraphrase Taibbi, the world's most powerful family is a great vampire squid wrapped around the face of humanity, relentlessly jamming its blood funnel into anything that smells like money

1 You shall have no gods before me except Elon 2 Thou shalt covet MAGA money 3 Remember the Sabbath and use it for fomenting violence at asylum hotels 4 You shall not bear false witness against thy neighbour unless they are a different colour 5 Thou shalt not steal (mortgage fraud is OK)

The wheels are coming off for Farage and, forgive me, I know gloating isn't attractive but IT IS A THING OF FUCKING BEAUTY!

Can you imagine what it must be like for poor Dr Fauci listening to these mental pygmies question his expertise? It must be like defending your PhD to a panel of barn swallows

Top Tips Deal with the accelerating climate crisis simply by buying a deck chair, wearing a knotted hanky, eating ice-cream and taking cash from Exxon A Heath, London

If Exxon paid him enough, Allister Heath would drink diesel

Film you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, Marvel, Disney, or Ghibli.

Kes: Billy Casper's Crossbar Trick by Ken LoachALT: Kes: Billy Casper's Crossbar Trick by Ken Loachstatic.klipy.com

Go ahead, sell soccer...but we'll keep football

Thank feck climate change is a hoax.....imagine how hot it would be today if it was real!

Voter: "I like him, he says it as he sees it!" How he "sees it":- "I am secretly taking funding from wealthy libertarians to undermine the institutions and regulations that protect you"

Cleese "telling it as he sees it"....and how he sees it is through the eyes of a wealthy old gammony bore who himself lives in another country