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I bet it fucking pours down during the eclipse.

Well worth reading.

Avengers: Age of Ultron is short for Avengers: Age of Ultimate Ronald* *47

What a finish to a final stage! Chapeau Mathieu van der Poel!

"You join us at Silverstone where it's wheely bin a day of non-stop excitment..."

Look up At night

I absolutely adore The Pitt but still thought this was Alex Horne while scrolling.

Fun fact: one of the Prime Minister's very first jobs is to write four letters; one each to the captains of the UK's nuclear-armed submarines, telling them to fire retaliatory missiles should the government be destroyed by a nuclear attack.

Nice surprise to see N-Dubz at the final.

West Ham mention in the World Cup Final ✅

Robbie Williams, World Cup Final 2026

I like Andy Burnham. He's one of the country's foremost northern people. Oh no wait, that's not right. Let me try again. He's one of the country's four most northern people.

The smell of weed at Epping Station last night was so strong I had to check to make sure it wasn't me smoking it.

Thought I was bang in trouble until I read the article (squirrels).

Ah well, just 24 days until West Ham v Portsmouth in the EFL Cup.

Hydration Break

Hydration Break

We've reached the point where people who only watch international football get to know what club supporters feel like pretty much every game.

I have washed and ironed my red retro England jersey that I bought in 1996. A thirty year old replica of a thirty year old shirt. Probably means something.