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Only absolutely guaranteed sales now are to 10-20 journalists with a big highlighter pen

Quite.

Yes, that's why I tweeted what I did...

Odds of Jason Arday's autobiography actually going on sale got to be 50/50 now as the publishers start to consider some fact-checking

Um

Charlie Brown had hoes

"I have some incredibly butch shoes now"

You bastard

Good of them to announce it just before my holiday

Former fashion student, current financial services programme manager, hi!

Frankly, one on wheels would look a bit suspicious

Can't help but think that this person doesn't need a state pension if they've been a higher rate taxpayer since 1991

That is not the final point scheme

Plus of course lifting 10% of the plot and 20% of the cast *directly* from The Night Manager.

My personal theory is that it suffers from his mid-career discovery that you can't be too clever for the mass audience and so has a plot that makes no sense but feels sense-y and clever when his early draft was probably a Memento/Prestige etc. machine of perfectly interlocking parts.

Trying to dig up the article that seemed pretty conclusive on her guilt too. Of course we know that Julius was guilty, and we also know that he had the ability to save his wife's (and his own, whatever) life by naming names, and did not. So a shit of the first water if she was innocent.

My word is it not the only one

Polanski’s two biggest mistakes - a) sharing almost anything on social media in which he is tagged and b) Cosying up to the absolute moonhumpers at The Canary - have led to this almost inevitable denouement

Penelope would pretty much be the only other option.

Yessssss