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Oh, this definitely absolutely 100% won't be used to remove the Dome of the Rock and the Al Aqsa Mosque and replace it with the Third Temple and then get sent to a bunch of wildly susceptible people. No sirree.

Last month, Diane Abbott stood up at a conference in London and described Ukraine’s defence against Russian invasion as, and I quote, “the NATO campaign against Russia”. Labour are genuinely mad to let her back in.

Interesting. The literary agency in question doesn't seem to have many acclaimed authors, but it does have a bunch of celebs...

Infantino now that UEFA, CONCACAF and the AFC have all told him to get in the sea:

It's grotesquely fascinating to see a bunch of people whose brains have been melted over the last few years going with *Israel instructed Morocco to pressurise Spain via sending a wave of immigrants*. They managed to find a way to push Great Replacement Theory from the far-left.

I have a sinking, inexplicable feeling that Johann Hari is somehow going to be involved with this.

Whenever I inadvertently stumble on something written by Quentin Letts:

UEFA officials in a bunker on Yavin 4 looking at a hologram of the Death Star, except that instead of the Death Star it's Gianni Infantino's head.

FIFA, meet FAFO

I don't know if any of you have had the misfortune to listen to Republicans in the Fauci Congressional hearing, but these are elected officials who appear to be living in a different universe, one where Covid was simultaneously imaginary but also engineered by some malign force. It's deeply creepy.

So the Mayor of Hackney has done the classic *it was my staff's fault NATURALLY I TAKE FULL RESPONSIBILITY but let's be clear here, it was my staff's fault, did I mention that it was my staff's fault.* www.jewishnews.co.uk/hackney-mayo...

Hackney mayor sorry for 'staggeringly insensitive' 7 October consultation deadline - Jewish NewsZoë Garbett extends process by a week after admitting original deadline was a “serious mistake”www.jewishnews.co.uk

MS Teams: "Connecting p-SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECH static static static -gether"

"There's no fighting it, we should embrace the post-nuclear apocalyptic landscape" - me for the Sunday Telegr-

Well...that's not good

At some point it's going to come out that Nigel Farage has built up the world's biggest collection of Warhammer 40k World Eaters

I'd be running a pub in the East End.

My wife is a saint, part 343789357987:

*Crying*: Please, I beg you, just a single air conditioning unit Guardian: GET BACK IN THE SAUNA

*Joyce Carol Oates criticises Emily Wilson over Christopher Nolan review*. You wake with a start, the campfires of the Achaean host smouldering on the Trojan plain. Fuck it, you think-they'll see that wooden horse crap coming a stadion away. Time to pack it in & sail home before the world goes mad.