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H0RNY ACTIVISM pt. 979 CONSERVATIVES: Women ruin their beauty with tattoos. It makes them look trashy. Women with tattoos have a high body count and aren't pure. MEANWHILE, MEN:

H0RNY ACTIVISM pt. 978 INCELS: It's unsanitary and unattractive for women to be hairy. Women need to take care of themselves and respect their bodies by shaving/waxing all of their natural body hair. MEANWHILE, MEN:

H0RNY ACTIVISM pt. 977 In honor of Conservatives claiming women's leggings are too revealing—EVEN TO WORK OUT IN—each day I share photos of men wearing almost nothing while working out in public spaces and this Planet Fitness has seen some things

H0RNY ACTIVISM pt. 976 CONSERVATIVES: It's different for men. We're VISUAL—so women have to dress modest or they cause us to sin. Women aren't visual, they need emotional connection to get turned on. ME WATCHING THE WORLD CUP FOR THIS EMOTIONAL CONNECTION:

my stomach was made for trash i guess

H0RNY ACTIVISM pt. 975 CONSERVATIVES: Women ruin their beauty with tattoos. It makes them look trashy. Women with tattoos have a high body count and aren't pure. MEANWHILE, MEN:

right? like people who get listeria from spinach. i will only be accepting food born illness from week old pizza or a sketchy gas station hot dog.

Cool Ranch Doritos have been my longest love affair. Going strong since 1986.

You know what has never given me parasitic diarrhea? Cool Ranch Doritos

holy shit, y'all

sigourney weaver slapping shia labeouf's dad for being a creep on the set of holes is legendary behavior

THIS is why we are friends

my scheduling app was just refusing to post here 🤷🏻

my scheduling app was being such a dick

WOULD

H0RNY ACTIVISM pt. 974 INCELS: It's unsanitary and unattractive for women to be hairy. Women need to take care of themselves and respect their bodies by shaving/waxing all of their natural body hair. MEANWHILE, MEN:

H0RNY ACTIVISM pt. 973 Evangelicals: I miss the time when men looked like MEN and women looked like women. Men aren't attracted to women with short hair just like women aren't attracted to men with girly, long hair. *Sexy Jesus has entered the chat*

H0RNY ACTIVISM pt. 972 // In honor of Conservatives claiming women's leggings are too revealing—EVEN TO WORK OUT IN—each day I share photos of men wearing almost nothing while working out in public spaces.

I spoke to my old friend Mitch McConnell this morning, the senior Senator from Kentucky. He said, "It's the longest, loveliest, lean, I call it the leanest. It's another five letter word rhymin' with cleanest and meanest. You're now down with a discount."