I spoke to my old friend Mitch McConnell this morning, the senior Senator from Kentucky. He said, "It's the longest, loveliest, lean, I call it the leanest. It's another five letter word rhymin' with cleanest and meanest. You're now down with a discount."

Mitch McConnell at the PodiumALT: Mitch McConnell at the Podiumstatic.klipy.com