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If anyone in the MA area has space for someone who's at a nadir in their life and completely broke, please let me know.

Possession but after I make you empty your own fridge I go and make you do your taxes and change your filters too

It would be easier to tell I was non-stop voguing Mettaton-style at all times if my gut was not blocking most of your view of me, I am sorry :c

Mentally Looking back at me like “hey sport wanna swing by McDonald’s?” and smash cut to me mentally cheering “McDonald’s McDonald’s McDonald’s!” as they smash it to rubble with its dumb arch sign (after scaring out the employees)

Oh to be possessed by a giant monster that twists my body for its needs but actually damn they are pretty nice to me even if they put me in the back seat and oh cool are they destroying that exploitative call center I used to work at just for me? Hell yeah

Embracing Young Me’s love of the Redwall books by constantly being haunted by thoughts of Baron raging in his office until they hand him a coffee pot full of mead to drink from directly

I'm talking pot-bellied as in "They empty the tavern's pot of stew every visit."

Sigh, oh retired fantasy adventurers that spend their time at the tavern getting into uhhh retirement shape, how you endlessly haunt my brain so

Well folks, I have 2 days to make some cash before I hit a deadline, not an emergency, but it’ll make my life easier for a while. One quick sketch now and Two more later or sub the two later with a full render painting for 200$! Only 2 slots, message me if interested!

Rock On ‼️⚡️

ty anon for giving me an excuse to draw kosdragon :p that effect will kick in eventually i'm sure...

珍しく日付に合わせたものを描いたのでこちらにも載せちゃう🐊 設定も名前も決まってませんが、見た目はかなり気に入ってるワニ獣人さん

(vore) It's apparently both digimon day and vore month, so that means these pics were Calculated(tm) and not coincidental. Feat. Garr (@betheymoth.bsky.social, they/them) gulping my sona (Andy, she/her) before providing an incredibly powerful belch (one of many I'm fortunate enough to be shaken by)

bowser cosplay

Cannot tell if the food or the chef is looking better here… Extremely lovely artwork of Rihso by @bluescale.bsky.social

Stupid dog!

Waking up, eyes shooting open, whispering to myself “Time to Sin” before opening blusky and looking at some tummies

Baron eating the terrible Giant Shrimp Ball whole tbh

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Now cursed with wanting to c0mm size theft poker art

I never posted it myself so shamelessly using the excuse to share the ref of Jack by @glazfox.bsky.social again