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I know I shared this pic by Artisipancake before but it's killing me right now so it can kill you right now too.

Some people call them snouts, some people call them snoots, some people call them schnozes, I personally prefer Navel Inspectors

I really do need to get Baron chat stickers sometime

Just got back hkme from Overtime Heck. Was getting ready to prepare the chicken breast and salad I was going to make. Forgot to thaw the chicken breast. Ordered pizza, who am I to struggle against the universe

Why’d they make him so…

He works hard I think he deserves this treat. Stupendous artwork of Baron by @tanio.bsky.social

okay done with the reposts

Whenever the deafening thunder of belly rumbling finally grows quiet, everyone should be asking “Where’s Baron???”

Home from work still stuck on this tbh “Hon, it would be soooo cool to be my MMO character for real.” “Pffft, no problem, want me to be your unbreakable tank and protect you?~” “Something like that.” God partner still flustered and happy fighting as the pet for their mortal crush’s pet class

Divine entity moping because they got chewed out for the anniversary gift being TOO perfect. “You either read my mind or reset time to get this right.” Got their ass.

My favorite godplay stuff typically breaks down to “godlike being getting bossed around by the mortal they have a crush on” because I am basic

Forcibly TFing @betheymoth.bsky.social by gaslighting them and re-commissioning a bunch of pics but with them as a new species and saying the pics were always like that

A @betheymoth.bsky.social so large, I have to dangle from their collar like I am a tag so folks know whose macro Weregarurumon they are uwu