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cat tree city is a real place i know because i live there

brb building a time traveling machine just to go back and pet an epidexipteryx

both me ears clogged with water

putting on false eyelashes is my ww2

finally bought myself jeans in a size that fits who i am now today. feels great to feel comfortable and cute again!

hey guys did you know he is sending out an SOS? idk how many times he’s gotta tell us

my brain is so fried from work today instead of logging into ADP to clock out i relogged back into our portal we work out of lol

got in trouble for playing meccha chameleon at my job. apparently you’re not allowed to cover yourself in liquid white out to blend in with the cubicle

forget the 5 love languages what are your 5 hate languages

theoretically what is stopping us from using litter boxes?

when i make posts this is where i post from

i’m gonna commit a crime i just don’t know what kind yet

call me an acoustic kitty the way i be transmitting radio waves

girl you just walking around with testicular torsion?

would you like to play a game of various sorts where i win and you lose?

politely asking coworkers to stop commenting on my weight <3 (it’s been years)

henlo!!

i grin like an animal at work every time i type “we value our business relationship” because i don’t value shit!

gotta keep me away from a frozen pizza as the oven preheats because best believe i’m picking the cheese off of it

gold teeth, grey goose, trippin in the backrooms